A NUKE LAUNCH AT YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY IN 10 SECONDS! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

OH SHIT RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!

Announcer: "A NUKE LAUNCH AT YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY IN 10 SECONDS! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!"
Family: *confused screaming*

by datboi101lol March 1, 2021

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Launch the duck

Refers to taking shit, and letting the duck that’s causing the quacking noises from your ass out...

Whoops! Sorry about that. I guess I need to launch the duck!

by Coupster74 March 26, 2020

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A paperlike launch is a product launch that seems like a paper launch, but not actually is. The product is released on the day of the launch, however, due to outstanding demand and lack of supply, not many products eventually get shipped.

NVIDIA's release of the 3090 Ti really was a paperlike launch, bro.

by jortpepe April 28, 2022

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launch pad

The tissues you put around your lower stomach to catch the jizz when you’re jacking off

“I didn’t wanna have to wipe up after I was done watching porn so I put down a launch pad before I was done to catch my wasted children.”

by ScrappyDoob October 6, 2020

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dream soft launch

saving pic of siennas picture in chat saying random shit when high-aubrey reighmer

“my
dream soft launch”

by dream soft launch August 19, 2025

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Lunar Launch

The guy must begin jerking himself off while the girl counts down as though commanding a NASA launch.
"T minus 10..."
"9..."
"8..."

If the craft blows its load prior to the girl reaching the count of zero, she says the phrase, "Houston, we have a problem." The guy must then try again before Nixon calls and mandates a launch reschedule.

Clearly you've never seen a Lunar Launch...

by RelevantRaven February 16, 2021

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