DEATH LAUNCH

When your drunk and you send an embarrassing text to your girlfriend/boyfriend and he/she remembers but you dont.

Girl: he went out with his mates last night.

Friend: oh right what happened?

Girl: he sent me a DEATH LAUNCH!!

Friend: how bad was it?

Girl: Bad, but at least he wont remember!!!

DEATH LAUNCH by The Unforgetable June 1, 2011

Abort Launch Sequence 

When you feel a boner coming on so you stop all forms of affectionate/sexual activity any pray that you dont get one.

Girl:*Moves up close to a guy.

Guy: Whoa abort launch sequence

Abort Launch Sequence by pancakes-and-mercats June 20, 2011

shuttle launch 

When your male dog's penis (aka red rocket) starts to poke out of its sheath.

Justin's dog was preparing for liftoff, as the shuttle launch was commencing.

shuttle launch by McNiggason May 19, 2015

Rocket launch 

The Rocket Launch when you're about to cum and the girl flips onto her back and opens her mouth and while you're finishing sneezes rocketing you're cum onto your ballsack and headbutting your ass cheeks

I thought I'd try something new until I had to sneeze and ended up rocket launching him.

Rocket launch by Novastrikr November 2, 2019

Sony Launch Syndrome 

When distribution networks are wholly unprepared for the launch of a new product.

We need to ensure that our servers can handle millions of concurrent clients at launch or we might suffer from Sony Launch Syndrome and lose many of our day-one customers.

Sony Launch Syndrome by xyzentw November 22, 2020

Lunar Launch 

The guy must begin jerking himself off while the girl counts down as though commanding a NASA launch.
"T minus 10..."
"9..."
"8..."

If the craft blows its load prior to the girl reaching the count of zero, she says the phrase, "Houston, we have a problem." The guy must then try again before Nixon calls and mandates a launch reschedule.

Clearly you've never seen a Lunar Launch...

Lunar Launch by RelevantRaven February 16, 2021

Test Launch

When a male masturbates on his back so that the aftermath of his ejaculation covers his penis, using that as lubricant for a second round.

I have a lot of free time today so maybe I'll do a test launch.

Test Launch by Ferrell Williams March 13, 2021