the term ass jack-o-lantern is a somewhat more clever and (perhaps?) less childish way to call someone a butthead. it also implies that the person has a nasty face and is an enormous creeper (both of which are qualities possessed by a halloween jack-o-lantern)
the ass jack-o-lantern dated the girl that was way too good for him and wore a stupid hawaiian shirt.
by My Aim Is True October 12, 2008
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A black man apart of the lantern core with the ability to emit his blackness on others
A black man apart of the lantern core with the ability to emit his blackness on others
That guy there is suave, fast, a tall slim glass of dark chocolate, he is a black lantern
Its a static shock, its black panther, no bitch its black lantern!
Obama he is a true black lantern
Its a static shock, its black panther, no bitch its black lantern!
Obama he is a true black lantern
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When a man tapes a flashlight to his penis well he is recieving a blow job and the light shines through the girl's cheeks
by TheRevered October 19, 2010
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Get the Crap-o-Lantern mug.When you take a flashlight and shove it up someone's anus and proceed to turn it on. Thus creating a human lantern.
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