A red headed bitch with herpes, who wont tell you she has it. She will also steal your money and say a baby's yours when its really not.
Concerned Friend: "Man that bitch pulled a Kristy G on you".
Guy: Yeah, man I gotta go get checked and a DNA test. DAMNNNNNNNN!!!!!
Guy: Yeah, man I gotta go get checked and a DNA test. DAMNNNNNNNN!!!!!
by Karma4u September 17, 2013
Get the Kristy Gmug. True love, once in a lifetime love, sexy couple, will make it threw anything power couple ask anyone
by anonymous November 6, 2023
Get the Kristy and Jorgemug. by kuhmeelyun April 7, 2017
Get the kristy delaudermug. 
**Kristie**
Kristie may appear charming and engaging at first glance, but beware: beneath that facade lies a black hole where compassion and empathy go to die. She'll smile sweetly as she sizes you up, plotting her next move like a chess grandmaster.
Cross Kristie once, and you'll witness the wrath of a thousand scorned souls. Her fragile ego is a landmine waiting to explode, and heaven help you if you unwittingly trigger it. She doesn't forgive or forget; she annihilates with surgical precision.
Using people is Kristie's favorite pastime. Need a favor? She'll happily oblige, but don't expect gratitude or loyalty in return. She's a master manipulator, pulling strings like a puppeteer, all while feigning human emotions like an amateur actor in a high school play.
Her wit is as sharp as her lack of depth. Quick with a quip or a cutting remark, Kristie navigates social waters with the finesse of a shark in a koi pond. But don't mistake her facile charm for substance; there's nothing beneath the surface but shallow waters.
Kristie is a cautionary tale wrapped in a pretty package—a reminder that not everything that glitters is gold.
Kristie may appear charming and engaging at first glance, but beware: beneath that facade lies a black hole where compassion and empathy go to die. She'll smile sweetly as she sizes you up, plotting her next move like a chess grandmaster.
Cross Kristie once, and you'll witness the wrath of a thousand scorned souls. Her fragile ego is a landmine waiting to explode, and heaven help you if you unwittingly trigger it. She doesn't forgive or forget; she annihilates with surgical precision.
Using people is Kristie's favorite pastime. Need a favor? She'll happily oblige, but don't expect gratitude or loyalty in return. She's a master manipulator, pulling strings like a puppeteer, all while feigning human emotions like an amateur actor in a high school play.
Her wit is as sharp as her lack of depth. Quick with a quip or a cutting remark, Kristie navigates social waters with the finesse of a shark in a koi pond. But don't mistake her facile charm for substance; there's nothing beneath the surface but shallow waters.
Kristie is a cautionary tale wrapped in a pretty package—a reminder that not everything that glitters is gold.
1. **Person A:** "Hey, did Kristie say anything about me?"
**Person B:** "Yeah, she said you were her 'bestie' until you disagreed with her once. Now you're on her hit list."
2. **Person A:** "I thought Kristie was your friend?"
**Person B:** "Oh, she was, until I pointed out a flaw in her plan. Now I'm her mortal enemy."
**Person B:** "Yeah, she said you were her 'bestie' until you disagreed with her once. Now you're on her hit list."
2. **Person A:** "I thought Kristie was your friend?"
**Person B:** "Oh, she was, until I pointed out a flaw in her plan. Now I'm her mortal enemy."
by Collardoscope July 31, 2024
Get the Kristiemug. by Anonymous Genius 22 November 23, 2021
Get the Kristimug. The act of shooting a dog or other pets due to one's own shear incompetence and stupidity in training said pet.
Usually requires the lack of empathy and compassion for something other than the person.
Usually requires the lack of empathy and compassion for something other than the person.
by silavon May 15, 2024
Get the Kristi Noemmug.