Kristian

A guy who looks like a TikTok star. It's very annoying and cringe.

Who is that guy?
Isn't it obvious? He's a Kristian.
Ughhh

by HeheRobloxifuknowuknow November 23, 2021

Kristian Eli

Kristian Eli is the leader of bulking season, he invented 'bulking' in 2004 when he was born.

You ate burger king yesterday, you are a Big Kristian Eli.
Also a term commonly used for morbidly gay obese men.

by Kristian Eli dámar menn September 17, 2021

Kristian Uremovic

A man who has a micro penis and an intense sexual attraction for vegans and liberals

Oh no, I am turning into a Kristian Uremovic!

by Japan101 March 2, 2021

Kristian

an absolute cunt, does not care about anyone ever but seems to always smell good with a shitty mullet and pubic beard on his fucking face

wow that kristian is such a cunt

by pinchpunchfirstdayofthemonth June 22, 2020

Kristiane

Kristiane is a short person who doesn't touch alcohol and likes the elderly men in the school

Kristiane did you sleep with the teacher again?

by Kristianefanpage May 10, 2022

kristian

a fatass retard who got rejected by 17 girls in a row

oi, my mate can't seem to land a girl, he's such a kristian

by stop lurking C: May 11, 2025

kristian

a cute as boyfriend that loves u no matter what happens and then u think that he think u like someone else but really u have fallen more deeply in love with him then you think

him: "whos that?"
her: "well hes my kristian"
him: "uh but that means...."
her: "yeah i know"

him: "ok.."

by ok fineeee September 14, 2020