Kelsey

Hitler.

Kelsey humps poles, will rape you and everyone you love and is a satanist. Kelsey is rad.

by xLapisOrBobx August 22, 2019

Kelsey

Psycho Bitch that has no real friends. She cant be trusted and made her only friends miserable with her snide comments and judgements and eventually drives them away. She isnt confident about herself, which is why she constantly brags about what little she has and insults her friends. She couldnt get a guy unless he was a man whore. Shes an awful person who is rudely inconsiderate and competitive. She never wins at anything, so basically a Kelsey is a failure at life. If you meet a Kelsey just walk away and save yourself the trouble and the drama...

Oh thats just like her, shes such a Kelsey!

by loyallove13 June 2, 2011

kelsey

Oh, you know, that one red-headed chick at your school that thinks shes all that but she really isn't. Jkjk... She's actually very good at singing and has this uncanny capability to be quite funny. She's a good friend to have... I mean, nothing negative can come from being friends with her, honestly. Very few know this but me and her are secret lovers. I saved her from savage gnomes once, thats how it all began... She hangs our picture in her locker. Whenever I'm not telling her how much I love her I'm crying on the inside thinking of how much I want to be with her. Whenever I text her or call her, she is desperately wishing that I was there, with her... ANYWAYS, back to kelsey. She's a good student in school, has a good sense of humor, and everybody loves her. She cries in just about every movie that she sees... EVERY MOVIE!!! (From what I've heard at least). So, to sum it all up, if I were you, I'd be pretty jealous of kelsey.

That kool, red-headed chick over there with all the cute guys around her is such a kelsey!

by peterockpeterson March 28, 2009

Kelsey

Watches a weird movie constantly. Like seriously too much. It has gotten to a point where an intervention may be necessary. She needs help. She needs Jesus.

Where is Kelsey?
Aw dude, she's watching that movie again
Oh my god!

by DJ Khaled Totallylegit June 3, 2018

Kelsey

Kelsey One of the meanest people you will ever meet. She will steal your man in a second. Beware.

Dang I just really hate Kelsey. She stole my boyfriend!!

by Glowflix Glower best Fan October 18, 2019

Kelsey

That Bitch

Person one: There go kelsey.
Person two: Yeah, she's that bitch.

by faith8131 April 10, 2020

Kelsey

Kelsey is a girl with a small body and doesn’t think she is that pretty. Some people think she is but not many. Once she is in the relationship with you there will only be you. She is one of the most loyal people ever.

“Hey man I got with Kelsey and now we are dating!” Really, dang man hold on the her!

by Cakemacet August 8, 2020