Kelsey is a somewhat weird gurl.. she tends to just laugh when people say shes pretty cuz she knows its not true. Dont lie to her face! shell kick it in. She tends to use words most people find weird. She says that things will be ok but deep down she knows its not true. And unless you make her mad shell always love you. She knows how to kick butt but can be very nice at the same time.
i have nothing to put here. yet! but if you have a picture of a kelsey like this feel free to add it =
by psuradork October 29, 2008
THE finest female ever.
But on the real is the coolest, flyest, sexiest, prettiest gurl AIR PHILIPPINES has ever seen.
one tends to have a shortage of breathe when around such a stunning figure.
Can do tricks with her chest... its more of a gift that she has.
AIR PHILIPPINE'S cutty buddy.
THE Definition of G.G.W.B GoodGodWaddaBooty
DUDES WANT HER, LADIES WANNA BE HER.
But on the real is the coolest, flyest, sexiest, prettiest gurl AIR PHILIPPINES has ever seen.
one tends to have a shortage of breathe when around such a stunning figure.
Can do tricks with her chest... its more of a gift that she has.
AIR PHILIPPINE'S cutty buddy.
THE Definition of G.G.W.B GoodGodWaddaBooty
DUDES WANT HER, LADIES WANNA BE HER.
WOAH! did you see the trick Kelsey can do??? its crazy!
GOOD GOD KELSEY! youz a tall glass of water...... AND IM THIRSTAY....
DAMNNNNNNNNN! Kelsey, Kelsey, Kelsey. YOU GOT A PRETTY ASS NAME KELSEY.
GOOD GOD KELSEY! youz a tall glass of water...... AND IM THIRSTAY....
DAMNNNNNNNNN! Kelsey, Kelsey, Kelsey. YOU GOT A PRETTY ASS NAME KELSEY.
by AIR PHILIPPINES January 23, 2008
A name for a girl who lurks facebook. Not only will she spend hours liking every one of your posts, she will know things about you that you don't even know about yourself.
by Shelby (not a lurker) March 29, 2011
A type of heavily cocaine addicted prostitute often seen outside of rural petrol stations working for a nice price
by bigbeef27 January 16, 2010
A girl who generally is a bitch. She actually doesn't know it so it is quite sad watching her wander around acting like a complete bitch. She often condones and engages in slutty behavior, as her future job will most likely be a whore.
Oh gosh I cant believe you even looked at Kelsey} she is so ugly and nasty that she probably is a few molecules away from poop.
by Simontachi January 14, 2011
by Chestercheeto September 28, 2014
You are EXTREMELY lucky if you know a Kelsey. She is hella freaky and AMAZING in bed. She has the largest DICK you will ever see.
by ginormousdickdinosaur May 28, 2020