Kaiser

A KAiser is someone with the frattiest of frat attributes. When not drinking beers or landing women, a KAiser can often be found cruising in his frat mobile (JEEP CHEROKEE) on the island. Take note how a KAiser's hair has the perfect frat quof and doesn't move in the wind. A KAiser is a real good friend that is down for anything at anytime. If you wanna have a good time call a KAiser. A KAsier sometimes mistaken for Fraser. Also a KAiser will answer to the nickname "Kais."

Tyler: "Hey man shit's gonna get crazy tonight!"
Thomas: "I know. Who should we call?"
Tyler : "Let's call that frat star Kaiser he's down for anything"

by HAHA If you only knew February 4, 2010

Kausar

A really not hot at all person who loves shaurya
and shaurya

Also is very oogly

I dont want to be kausar

by Bobs Jobsikenny March 24, 2019

Mmmm Kasser!

When you're walking around with the guys and you see a hot chick with two fine hams (see hams) you can exclaim "Mmm Kassar" to express your satisfaction with said Hams...

*Girl walks buy with her fine hams shifting nicely*
I say sir.. Mmmm Kassar...

*she doesnt have a clue*

by Paully May 8, 2003

kaiser soze

AKKaiser Soze

AKKaiser Soze is so 1337 nUb's think he is a UbEr -4x0|2

by not [AK]Kaiser Soze April 29, 2004

Kaiser, MO

The wannabe Osage Beach, MO. The lines for the counties were apparently cut by a drunk blind man with Huntington's. One half of a road will be in Osage Beach, and the other half falls in Kaiser. Yeah.

1: Dude man, I went to School of the Osage and I'm from Osage beach!

2: Yeah dude, me too, but I'm from Kaiser.

1: Dude, WTF? Where's Kaiser?

2: It's on the same road as you man. Kaiser, MO.

by CFizzle1988 December 31, 2011

Kaisered

The practice of relinquishing interests and claims over one's replacement child with the intent of never again resuming or reasserting them. Causes include many social and cultural factors as well as mental illness. An abandoned child is called a foundling (as opposed to a runaway or an orphan). Baby dumping refers to parents (generally mothers) abandoning or discarding a child younger than 12 months in a public or private place with the intent of disposing it.

Jenelle announced she was a changed person because she gave birth to a child that replaced the first one she Jaced, only to have this one Kaisered so she could lay out at the beach.

by killadilla31 July 5, 2014

Kaiser dawg

When you slip your junk out of a hot dog bun and scream with your thumb up your ass.

Yo did you see me hit that Kaiser Dawg?

by 1738 breezy 16 December 17, 2016