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Kamikaze Screw

Having sex with someone you find disgusting purely to spite them.
I totally Kamikaze screwed that girl last night.

What do mean?

I fucked her, will never call her back, and when my roommate tells her I hanged myself, it's really gonna mess with her head.
by Oavio McCool April 11, 2010
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Kamikaze Texting

While driving, furiously texting some trivial nonsense to your friends while you plow full-tilt into the car ahead that is stopped for a school bus, traffic light, etc. Best done in broad daylight on a straight, flat road with a half-mile visibility. Often caused by poor parenting skills, poor diet, or failure to take your meds because you sold them to classmates so you could have money to buy better, illegal drugs.
โ€œSome punk was Kamikaze Texting and ass-packed Ted's 2012 Mustang in front of Wally World."
by bumpdraft December 5, 2012
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kamikaze come-on

A pick-up attempt doomed to fail. Usually occurs when the person being picked-up has much higher mate value than the one making the attempt (e.g., much hotter). Clearly, it's a suicide mission.
Jenn: Is that guy really trying to talk to those models?!?

Krisi: Kamikaze come-on. Sooooo not gonna work.
by cherryblossom July 11, 2009
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Kamikaze Barbury

A sex move where a female or male lays flat (on back if male doesn't matter for female) and a male takes a running jump and tries to get his dick in whatever hole is best available. Painful for jumper if missed, painful for jumpee if hit.
He was a risk taker, so he did a Kamikaze Barbury on her. He missed and cried.
by ikorolou September 23, 2011
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kamikaze ad

N.) An ad that pops up after you close another ad, webpage, window, etc.
A.) kamikaze added

The act of being kamikaze added.

Background:
A common marketing tactic in the online world nowadays is, when a person clicks on a web page, a certain element is loaded, or a web page is closed, a new one is opened. This can result in endless loops of ads, where closing one simply opens another. In common terms, it's a big fucking load of bullshit topped off with a dingleberry cherry. Any company that uses this tactic deserves to go bankrupt and its employees shot on the spot.
Kamikaze ads are the ultimate product of a life spent training to be a douchebag.
by dictionary man 101 October 7, 2010
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The kamikaze position

The kamikaze position is when a female is on her back naked and has her hips thrusted up in a position where her vagina is open. Then the male host gets on top of a ladder, completely naked, and swings around and around on a ceiling fan three times until he yells bonsai and dives onto the female host penis first and penetrates her vagina like a kamikaze pilot would when sinking a ship.
Did you know that Forest can do the kamikaze position perfectly with Jenny. She said it felt as if Japan had given her the best penetration she had ever felt.
by Eston555855 December 12, 2020
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Comment Kamikaze

A person who spam copy and pastes emojis in comment sections.
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by The Comment King April 5, 2017
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