Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".
by 2B+ November 27, 2019
Get the you can't have your kale and spend it toomug. being trash at fortnite and semi decent at csgo just because he plays it all day. Secretly likes slumdog, blue waffle, sti adopted peru childs but isn't open about it. Really likes touching anorexic kids balls and sucking his brother's nips.
by anaKleenA June 11, 2018
Get the spencer kale rudinmug. by Brotwurst1 June 18, 2018
Get the st. micheal's kalemug. by Purple6 October 29, 2023
Get the God's kalemug.