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Kaden

Kaden is a blonde haired blue eyed theatre dork that loves all of his friends. His looks are rather a hit or miss. Everyone thinks he’s gay until he starts dating the hottest girl in the school. He doesn’t care about age differences. His favorite musical is Dear Evan Hansen or Book of Mormon. All of his friends are girls and his only guy friends are confused or gay. He is such a smart boy with amazing potential!
Did that guy just get major pussy? He’s a kaden!
by condom ass May 22, 2018
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Kaden

This sexy af man has a NICE COCK and loves anime and chicken Alfredo. He is smart, but he is an introvert and keeps things to himself. But at the end of the day Kaden is the perfect human being
by Kadennhh February 3, 2022
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Kaden

Short and obese bloke who once got a noise complaint for yelling at two o'clock in the morning. Also has the best hug techniques.
See Kaden, I wanna hug him (No Homo)
by tubbbusz October 30, 2018
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Kaden

Kaden has a small penis
by Bigfickdave November 24, 2018
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Kaden

“I’ve never seen someone as gay as him”
“Me neither, he is a kaden”
by icantpickausername December 16, 2019
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Kaden

One ugly ass motherfucker that only cares about the broncos and says he's a fighter but get his ass beat every lunch. Gets donkey-punched on the daily, but secretly likes it. Also, looks just like Bobby from King of the Hill. Wants to be a P.E teacher cuz he wants to look at all the girls while they run.. what a lop!!!!
DAAMMNNNN guys did u see that ugly ass Kaden!
by wcvbhjklkjhgfdfg May 18, 2017
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Kaden

Kaden is a hot headed son of a b he doesn't know when to stop and will do anything you tell him for money. If he doesn't get his way he will throw a literal temper tantrum and cry until you give up and buy him even more food. He is not someone you want to be around.
Person 1:Hey Kaden, go jump off the roof. I'll give you a dollar
Kaden: Nah man, I'll do it for free
by Trentdawg October 10, 2019
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