Kaden

Gay ass motherfucker

Kaden is gay

by Hddhduddciv October 28, 2019

Kaden

Short and obese bloke who once got a noise complaint for yelling at two o'clock in the morning. Also has the best hug techniques.

See Kaden, I wanna hug him (No Homo)

by tubbbusz October 30, 2018

Kaden

This sexy af man has a NICE COCK and loves anime and chicken Alfredo. He is smart, but he is an introvert and keeps things to himself. But at the end of the day Kaden is the perfect human being

Kaden is hot

by Kadennhh February 3, 2022

Kaden

He will usually have a tiny dick

Kaden has a small penis

by Bigfickdave November 24, 2018

Kaden

The ultimate gay.

“I’ve never seen someone as gay as him”
“Me neither, he is a kaden”

by icantpickausername December 16, 2019

Kaden

One ugly ass motherfucker that only cares about the broncos and says he's a fighter but get his ass beat every lunch. Gets donkey-punched on the daily, but secretly likes it. Also, looks just like Bobby from King of the Hill. Wants to be a P.E teacher cuz he wants to look at all the girls while they run.. what a lop!!!!

DAAMMNNNN guys did u see that ugly ass Kaden!

by wcvbhjklkjhgfdfg May 18, 2017

Kaden

A retard who does anything you tell him even if it hurts him. He is hot headed and very stubborn if he doesn't get his way. He doesn't know how to take no for an answer, and if I were you I would get away from all Kadens as soon as possible

Person 1: Hey kaden, go jump off the roof. I'll give you a dollar.
Kaden: Nah man, I'll do it for free.

by Trentdawg October 10, 2019