Short and obese bloke who once got a noise complaint for yelling at two o'clock in the morning. Also has the best hug techniques.
by tubbbusz October 31, 2018
This sexy af man has a NICE COCK and loves anime and chicken Alfredo. He is smart, but he is an introvert and keeps things to himself. But at the end of the day Kaden is the perfect human being
by Kadennhh February 03, 2022
Kaden has a small penis
by Bigfickdave November 25, 2018
by icantpickausername December 17, 2019
One ugly ass motherfucker that only cares about the broncos and says he's a fighter but get his ass beat every lunch. Gets donkey-punched on the daily, but secretly likes it. Also, looks just like Bobby from King of the Hill. Wants to be a P.E teacher cuz he wants to look at all the girls while they run.. what a lop!!!!
by wcvbhjklkjhgfdfg May 17, 2017
a guy who only plays video games and sits at home to jack off and do nothing and he likes to send his dick pics to his closest friend only to get mad at them when they get mad at him for sending them
guy 1: "you hear what kaden did over the weekend?"
guy 2: "sit on his ass and jack off yeah i did"
guy 1: "no he sent his dick pics to his bestfriend"
guy 2: "oh my god"
guy 2: "sit on his ass and jack off yeah i did"
guy 1: "no he sent his dick pics to his bestfriend"
guy 2: "oh my god"
by oiuthkjhlkh April 26, 2023