Two or more gay men sitting on a flag pole where it goes through their anus and out their mouth. This resembles the food.
Neighbor 1: What the hell!
Neighbor 2: What is it?
Neighbor 1: Brian and Rick are kabobing on my flag pole again!
Neighbor 2: Only fags kabob!
Neighbor 1: We should go bowling. Maybe when we come back they will be gone.
Neighbor 2: Alright.
Neighbor 2: What is it?
Neighbor 1: Brian and Rick are kabobing on my flag pole again!
Neighbor 2: Only fags kabob!
Neighbor 1: We should go bowling. Maybe when we come back they will be gone.
Neighbor 2: Alright.
by Jackoncracknmeth April 7, 2023
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"Bro my gf wants to do some kabobing and idk what to do."
"Not while we are eating kevin. We love how you trust us enough to tell us this, but on behalf of me and your mother we don't want to hear about a 16 year Olds sex life"
"Not while we are eating kevin. We love how you trust us enough to tell us this, but on behalf of me and your mother we don't want to hear about a 16 year Olds sex life"
by Abyssalment August 28, 2023
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Devil Worshipper- Baby kabobs, you want one?
Christian Girl- I'm calling the police and child protective services on you, amd later on I'm going to have a deep and meaningful conversation with Jesus about you and tell him all the wrongs you did, you should be ashamed of yourself, you're a coward and I can see why you are single.
Devil Worshipper- I wouldn't advise that, and besides, what is child protective services gonna do about this baby now, eat some baby kabobs with me? I just scooped up the babies that were still in the same spot they were hours before when I saw them last, because I knew they'd end up being stupid if they got to grow up, the ones that weren't still there escaped getting smoked on my grill, so I'm helping population growth decline steadily by what I'm doing, and you think it's so cowardly of me. What are you doing about population growth?
Devil Worshipper- Baby kabobs, you want one?
Christian Girl- I'm calling the police and child protective services on you, amd later on I'm going to have a deep and meaningful conversation with Jesus about you and tell him all the wrongs you did, you should be ashamed of yourself, you're a coward and I can see why you are single.
Devil Worshipper- I wouldn't advise that, and besides, what is child protective services gonna do about this baby now, eat some baby kabobs with me? I just scooped up the babies that were still in the same spot they were hours before when I saw them last, because I knew they'd end up being stupid if they got to grow up, the ones that weren't still there escaped getting smoked on my grill, so I'm helping population growth decline steadily by what I'm doing, and you think it's so cowardly of me. What are you doing about population growth?
by The Original Agahnim January 6, 2022
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