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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods , the bear turns around and says , " exuse me , are you having a problem with shit sticking to your fur ?" The rabbit says no , The bear wipes his ass with the rabbit

Credit to Eddie Murphy for joke^
by 2 nazis 1 jew December 9, 2017
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A statement that might make you laugh, or want to kill your self. (Different subgenres are there for different types of jokes.)
You know a good joke? My family loving me.
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Something were not allowed to make these days
The joke offends the chickens who crossed the road
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Person 1: What do you think about David.

Person 2: David is bare jokes.
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Taken from the teenage chav character Vicki Pollard in the British comedy sketch show Little Britain.

Often adds this onto the end of her very fast ignorant chav sentences to qualify something really stupid she has done.

Can be added to the end of any appropriate (or, in fact, inappropriate) sentence in everyday conversation to make it sound funny/"cool"/common/comically ignorant/indicate a joke. Must be said in Vicki's unique accent blend of west country chav.
Doctor: "Vicki, you're pregnant. You must have had sex at least once. Do you remember?"

Vicki: "yeahbutnobut... yeahwelli'veneverevenhadsex exceptforthatonetime8monthsago withwayne'sbrotherdownbytheparknearthembins andthatwasFORAJOKE"
by mary moo July 22, 2005
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Donald Trump is a joke, so no you cannot trust him.
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