Johan

Johan is just your regular guy. Nothing special about him. He plays video games 24/7 and jerks of all day. He is in love with Emilie and thinks about her all the time.

Yo did you see johan at the club last night, he just started at emilie the whole night

by Lol2208 November 22, 2021

johan

the most idiotic person on earth, so mad he is like a mad dog following you around.i wish i could trample him...

johan is an idiot

by coolpineapple October 8, 2020

Lars-Johan

Lars-Johan is a guy who is addicted to coffee and Star Wars.

Mxa: Dude, how much coffee are you going to drink?

LJ: I can't help it, I'm a Lars-Johan

by DJ Kkkkajsa November 16, 2017

Johan

Cutest, most adorable, kind hearted, sweet boy you'll ever meet

Me: Reject me so I can get over you
Johan: no.

by Mommycoogie November 20, 2021

karl-johan

Karl-Johan is a person who is a famous badmintonplayer from sweden. He is often using a femail bodylangue. He is also a very akward socialy talanted man. He is very afraid of animals and can not laugh. He is awsome.

Oh, I should put some Karl-Johan in My toast!

by //Nosen October 14, 2017

Pullin a Johan

When u hit a stationary object while driving a car and blaming it on an elderly person.

My friend can’t drive for shit he was pullin a Johan.

by GayNigger101 August 2, 2025

Johaned

The act of getting played

Person 1: Did you ask him out
Person 2: Yeah, but he johaned me

by Philjooness April 17, 2022