Jiffy Lube

When it's cold and you feel like you have snot coming out of your nostrils, but they are dry to the touch.

*sniffs* My nose gots the jiffy lubes man.

by Richie Roach October 15, 2023

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gettin Jiffy with it

When your partner performs analingus on you like a Rottweiler working a kong full of peanut butter.

gettin Jiffy with it happens on the weekends only.

by December 22, 2022

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When your partner performs anallingus on you like a dog working a kong full of peanut butter.

gettin jiffy with it falls on Sunday Funday.

by December 22, 2022

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Taking jiffy corn bread putting it in the vigina, then qwef it out

Jen likes to qwiffy jiffy ounce a week.

by Malaos3 March 17, 2017

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Rarely used term for marijuana, specifically high grade skunk. Used primarily by weird looking ginger kids trying to buy a ten bag from a yardie.

by Skeese March 27, 2020

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A phrase like used as "back in a jiffy" this means wow look how fast they are.

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When a dog or similar household animal licks peanut butter off of ones anus or taint for sexual pleasure.

My girlfriend was asleep so I let Fido give me a jiffy pup pie.

by Badidea2234 September 17, 2021

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