The Lachlan Jarvis

A virgin and bad soccer player. It is known for travelling Queensland and weighing 2 Tonnes. It is often used as an insult.

You are The Lachlan Jarvis.

by Jay Jarvis July 22, 2024

The Lachlan Jarvis

Commonly used as an insult, when the person is a virgin.

"Omg he's The Lachlan Jarvis"

by Jay Jarvis July 22, 2024

Murphy-Jarvis

When a drivers Ed students hit the barrel while parallel parking during the drivers test.

You failed your drivers test by pulling a Murphy-Jarvis!

by Coach Jackson December 03, 2021

Harry Jarvis

A boy with an extremely small penis and who enjoys sex with small animals

Tom: Ron, whats what high pitched screaming noise?
Ron: Oh, dont worry, a harry jarvis must have found a squirrel,

by Sshdkdn November 22, 2018

Luka Dylan John Jarvis

Shorter than a hagenisse

Luka Dylan John Jarvis

by SNobben33 April 01, 2019

Tommy Jarvis

Tommy Jarvis is a fictional character in the Friday The 13th franchise. He is portrayed by Corey Feldman in Friday The 13th: The Final Chapter (1984), John Shepherd in Friday The 13th: A New Beginning(1985), and Thom Mathews in Friday The 13th: Jason Lives (1986). Thom Mathews has made a special appearence in Friday The 13th: The Game: (2016), and Never Hike Alone: A Friday The 13th Fan Film (2017).

"Who is YOUR favirote Friday The 13th character?" Asked Joe. "Maybee, Tommy Jarvis, what about you, Harry."

by SuchA Neek752 January 02, 2020

Jarvy

Not that smart but can get an ugly girl

At least Jarvy can get a girl

by WaterYaterLater October 16, 2018