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japetis

the definition of jepetis is that if you have a friend named jack lawler he has a micro tiny whoppong small penis, blake may touch it it only on tuesdays. the tuesdays are on only allowed in january
"yo jack lawler, you ready for your japetis" said blake
by hjjhhjkujb March 4, 2024
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Japenis

A Japanese man with a extremely tiny, microscopic penis, so small cannot be seen by the human eye. 2 inches long, usually shrinks 1cm every lower every decade due to earthquakes, tsunamis, and godzilla terror.

Usually, the cons of the bad ones could probably contain these characteristics:

1. Has an very unhealthy obsession with anime, vtubers, and hentai (or worse might have a fetish for tentacle or rape hentai).

2. Is probably a businessman or salaryman working almost the entirety of the day without any hobbies other than drinking.

3. Hasn't had a relationship with a woman due to being chauvinistic, has to go to geisha houses for prostitutes to have sex. While women go other places to find better man than them.

4. Probably lives in the parents basement, never actually goes outside for fun activities and life motivating stuff other than level 69 Genshin Impact upgrades.

5. Ethier plastic or racist against foreigners (most notably against those without a caucasican, non-Japanese background).

6. Bullying or sexual harassing women in public places.

7. Posing and disguised as a vtuber
She dumped him after seeing his small japenis hiding and hard to see there.
by Kilroy wasn't here February 14, 2024
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A japer is a person who masturbates so intensely that they are on the cusp of raping their own Penis.
You know that retard dale is a Japer right, hes never touched pussy in his life.
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