A solo sexual act performed in a blackhawk helicopter, from a gunners position, while in Iraq.
In a Blackhawk, the Co-Pilot side gunners seat gets all the down draft from the blades. Making it often times the less desirable position to ride in. However, you can adjust your left leg just right to make the down draft work across the fabric of your pants leg in a flapping or slapping motion. If you get hard and slide it down that leg, it's known as an "Iraqi Handjob".
In a Blackhawk, the Co-Pilot side gunners seat gets all the down draft from the blades. Making it often times the less desirable position to ride in. However, you can adjust your left leg just right to make the down draft work across the fabric of your pants leg in a flapping or slapping motion. If you get hard and slide it down that leg, it's known as an "Iraqi Handjob".
"Bro, why do you ways ride Co-Pilot?"
"Oh, man, I'm over here getting an Iraqi Handjob"
"A WHAT!"
"Trade me spots, get hard and slide it down the left side, now adjust your leeeeg, yup right abou"
"Oh my gawd it's working .... This is actually nice!"
😘👉👉
"Oh, man, I'm over here getting an Iraqi Handjob"
"A WHAT!"
"Trade me spots, get hard and slide it down the left side, now adjust your leeeeg, yup right abou"
"Oh my gawd it's working .... This is actually nice!"
😘👉👉
by PathfinderDan February 17, 2024
by BackwardsRetard April 13, 2023
After Toby Keith's concert, he got in a little bit of Iraqi backdoor before he donkey-punched your mom.
by Loopos October 05, 2010
1. Any shotgun used by the US Military (i.e. M1014, Mossberg M500 Series, M26 MASS or Knight's Armament Company Masterkey) that is used for door breaching, and subsequentially room clearing in Urban Environments
2. A large sledgehammer/battering ram/APC that is capable of knocking down doors or gates in order for infantry to gain access to said building.
2. A large sledgehammer/battering ram/APC that is capable of knocking down doors or gates in order for infantry to gain access to said building.
SSgt: "Private Daniels, what you got there?"
Pvt Daniels: "New M26 MASS, Staff Sergeant. Thing is an Iraqi Eviction Notice."
*laughing*
Pvt Daniels: "New M26 MASS, Staff Sergeant. Thing is an Iraqi Eviction Notice."
*laughing*
by GiganticFatCat October 21, 2019
A type of diarrhea that is pure liquid, usually acidic and hot, and with a high likelihood of actually shitting your pants.
Usually this is a result of eating food in a foreign country with lax food safety laws, but can also be contracted locally
Usually this is a result of eating food in a foreign country with lax food safety laws, but can also be contracted locally
by AhsokasPlotArmor September 06, 2023
An Iraqi rocket launcher is when you cum in your hand then load up and chuck that shit out of at least a 2nd story window down on a public road/street hoping to hit someone.
by Big Wienie June 12, 2024
I·ra·qi ex·trac·tion
/iˈräkē, ikˈstrakSH(ə)n
Verb
(1) When you urgently need to shit at a girls/ guys house before sex. Similar to a secretive military extraction, you must somehow forge your way into safety without leaving a trace.
/iˈräkē, ikˈstrakSH(ə)n
Verb
(1) When you urgently need to shit at a girls/ guys house before sex. Similar to a secretive military extraction, you must somehow forge your way into safety without leaving a trace.
Person A: “she wanted to shower with me but I had to play it off because I was trying to pull an Iraqi extraction”
Person B: “tufff”
Person B: “tufff”
by SaxsSixth December 22, 2022