instant acrylics

Long acrylic nails by Tres She that are applied in minutes instead of spending hours in the salon. These long nails by Tres She look just like salon acrylic nails but are applied with an instant acrylic manicure result.

I just copped a fresh set of Tres She instant acrylics.

by perkolater October 4, 2020

instant compensation

A rich businessman's version of nock and run but without the need to run; a sack of money labelled 'instant compensation' is thrown through a window thereby instantly compensating the recipent for the broken window, therefore the thrower is morally innocent of any actions regarding the broken window.

Frank throws a bag of money labelled instant compensation through a window which would cost one thousand pounds to repair, the bag contains one thousand pounds. He therefore has paid for the window to be repaired and feels morally innocent.

by Dom i nic March 25, 2008

Instant Loss

A genre of hentai in which the female character is immediately beaten by a strong male opponent and then fucked senseless. Popular among kissless virgins (or misogynists) who can't ask a girl out, or can't be fucked to go pursue a girl themselves.

Person 1: Favorite hentai genre?

Person 2: Instant Loss.

Person 1: You're fucking weird, man.

by JuuzouWorshipingAlien September 30, 2023

Instant Tradition

Something that doesn't exist, as traditions take time to develop.

"GUYS THIS IS AN INSTANT TRADITION", said Michael

"Shut the fuck up Michael, Instant Traditions don't exist", said all his friends

by Swoon So Hard October 2, 2013

Instant Message

The act of shoving one's phone into another's Vagina or Ass depending on if it followed Anal or Vaginal Sex. This is then followed by a short text message to the inserted phone; this will leave them with a nice vibration.

A man having an intercouse with another woman. The man pulls out before blowing his load and shoves his phone into the Vagina. He then says "anything he wants to" in a text message. The man has successfully completed the Instant Message.

by Wyatt The Whakkle June 6, 2010

instant munchiness

the instant munchies you get after smoking weed.

"dude, i so have instant munchiness!"
"after smoking the weed, we have total instant munchiness".

by kdcinsb September 26, 2010

Instant Replay

Where, immediately after an amusing comment is made, the person to whom the comment was addressed turns around and repeats the comment exaggeratedly and/or mockingly to his/her friend(s).

Person I: You bastard! So you were the one who did that to me. (shakes head and walks away)
Person II (to Person III): Did you hear that? He was just like, "YOU BASTARD!" Hahahaha!
Person III: Why must you incessantly instant replay everything anyone says to you?
Person II: Ha, you were just like, "Incessantly..."

by Scai February 27, 2011