Ear blind

A term for someone who has so many malfunctions in the brain that they can’t even be diagnosed with a disability
Sara is so fucking ear blind she can’t even work out 8-3 with calculator
She even got the teacher to stay after hours with her to help for only a few minutes on her knees
by Hidaniscool May 22, 2020
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flop-ear

When a puppy gets a burst of energy and plays wildly with it's tuggy toy and shakes it so viciously that it's ear(s) get turned inside out, therefor resulting in "flop-ear".
Pup rolled in the mud puddle and had flop-ear when she stood up.
by pupsy May 28, 2011
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had it in the ear

to have been screwed over, to get the fuzzy end of the lollipop, to get a shitty deal
As heard in Iggy Pop's "Lust for Life" "I've had it in the ear before."
Another example: I really had it in the ear last night when I bought a dime bag full of oregano.
by Garfunkel Adison October 21, 2007
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Dutch Ear

The ability to enjoy, beyond all objective measures, terrible singing and/or music.
"Put your Dutch Ears on, we're going to the Jessica Simpson concert."
by perpetual victim November 16, 2007
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Ears lowered

You just got your ears lowered, didn't you?
by hsghl;j October 09, 2010
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stretched ears

Stretched ears are when a person has stretched their ear lobes to the size that they desire. Stretched ears can go up to 3" and even beyond that sometimes. They are NOT called "gauging/gauges" despite what anyone says, it's called stretching. A gauge is just the measurement. "Stretching" is to "gauging" as "timing" is to "minuting/houring". If you go into forums for the community of modded people online and say "gauges" they will call you a n00b and probably troll you for not knowing shit.

If you don't stretch your lobes properly it will result in a blowout AKA Cat ass, where your ear literally resembles a floppy anus. It's not attractive. Be patient and do it right.
N00b: "guise, I need advice on my gauges.. I just went up 3 sizes in 2 days and my ears are really red and bleeding and sore!

Non-N00b: First of all, it's not gauging, it's stretching/stretched ears. Second of all, take them out of your ears you've obviously had a blowout, and once they heal your ears will resemble an asshole. You never go up 3 sizes in two days you fucking n00b. Don't even try stretching again."
by SomethingDarksided December 21, 2013
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ear worm

I have an ear worm. I keep hearing the "Jeopardy" tune over and over and over.
by maddogmary October 21, 2003
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