coffin bait

someone who is obessed with, and wants to be bitten by a vampire. Used in the Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter books.

by the_crazy_faerie August 21, 2003

Coughin' to a coffin

Another lame phrase for non-smokers to try and influence smokers to quit.

Smoker: *takes a drag* *cough cough cough*

Non-smoker: Hey man you should really quit, you're Coughin' to a coffin.

Smoker: gtfo nerd

by Hoju123four June 28, 2010

Hippie Coffin

The large black Thule ski/lugage containers commonly found on top of nearly all Subaru or Toyota cars found traveling in the North Western United States.

Jr. take your hat off! There must be a dead hippie in that "Hippie Coffin" on top of that car.

by SweetBankNative July 5, 2010

coffin dance

a dead meme

Guy 69: dude i love the coffin dance meme its so funny
Guy 420: its a dead meme

by sheeeeeshh November 9, 2020

Hit the Coffin

A phrase equal to the saying "hit the sack" meaning go to bed. Used among Gothics and vampire enthusiasts (not to be confused with twihards)

I'm exhausted it's so late

yeah I think I'm going to "Hit the Coffin"

Me too, good evening

^,,^

by Ava Pendragon June 14, 2011

dutch coffin

When a person, male or female, passes gas in a tanning bed and must either a) open the door to relieve the smell or b) stay inside the bed to prevent spotting. Similar to dutch oven.

Summer: Guys, yesterday I was tanning at Planet Tan and I farted in the 20 minute bed. I dutch coffined myself.
Jamie: Wow, you disgust me.

by Jamie J. October 3, 2007

coffin dodger

This is the slang term for boomer, and is more likley to confuse them.

Person 1: Okay coffin dodger
Boomer: *visible offense and confusion*

by Bruh momentum theory January 15, 2020