Yank and Stank

The act of (male) masterbation while sitting on the toilet taking a poop.

I was running late this morning, so to kill two birds with one stone I pulled a Yank and Stank.

by crn-dog September 12, 2005

Yank land

british slang term referring to America

american: i love soccer

british bloke: its called football mate. soccer is what they call it over in yank land.

by shoegaze September 26, 2009

Yank a Knot

Yanking a Knot is the act of anal intercourse with a partner who has an obvious prolapse.

After dinner and a movie, I figured I'd Yank a Knot in that fart box and then call it a night.

by Racer XXX August 4, 2021

Ninja Yanked

The verb describing the unpleasant movement of hitting ones scrotum from behind them, most often used when someone has their legs spread awkwardly apart.

"Oh damn man, you just got ninja yanked!"

"Close your legs dude before i ninja yank you!"

by J.P.Hades May 14, 2009

Yank Sinatra

A male who likes to sing while yanking himself off. Usually likes to sing selection from the easy listening genre.

Hey Yank Sinatra. Can you quiet down in there? We are trying to watch a movie out here.

I've got you under my skin (fap fap fap fap)
I've got you deep in the heart of me (fap fap fap fap)
So deep in my heart that you're really a part of me (fap fap fap fap)
I've got you under my skin… ooohhhhh aaahhhh I’m bust. I’m such a Yank Sinatra.

by Dick Onchin October 6, 2020

yank train

A word of confirmation, commonly used by laid back hipsters.
Alternative definition: yes.

Would you dip me in your Monday milk?
Yank train my dude!

by Springdipper January 4, 2017

Yanks for the Mammaries

Describes when men " pleasure " themselves after a Girls Gone Wild Video or other event where drunk young college age girls expose their breasts.

Meanwhile at a big spring break party...

Dave: Dude..I'm soooo wasted...
Fred: Yeah man...oh my god shes going to do it!
Dave: Who?
Fred: Surfer tits..you know...surf and turf!
Dave: oh..Oh OH There goes the t-shirt! Look at those righteous tities!
In unison " Yanks for the Mammaries!

Dave goes to grab his crotch but misses and collapses in a drunken stupor.

Fred ,50 years later is visiting Dave's grave site. He thinks to himself "Good times...good times".

by GFeet January 13, 2010