Cat Slinging

When someone deflects the attention off of themselves when confronted with an issue by pointing someone else’s faults. Like slinging cats on to a person so everyone will look to see what happens and no longer pays attention to you.
When Johnny was confronted about his poor work ethic he immediately started cat slinging by pointing out the laziness of all the other coworkers.
by Slang sayer August 30, 2022
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Sling Thot

(Noun) The one drunk girl at the party who throws herself at the first guy she sees.
Guy 1: "Dude, I saw Ashley at Mike's party! Showed up drunk as hell, made a beeline towards the first guy she saw! Started grindin on him immediately."

Guy 2: "Fuck, man. I knew she was a bit of a thot, but she's a straight - up sling thot."
by rocket_shelter December 10, 2017
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yogurt slinging

When you're masturbating and you cum so hard that it splatters everywhere.
Dude 1: Dude, I walked into my friend's room, it's a mess, there is... white stuff everywhere!

Dude 2: He's probably been yogurt slinging again!
by The Retarded Vacuum January 15, 2014
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Shlong sling

Medical apparatus utilized when an individual fractures their phallus. It prevents excessive jostling and also prohibits potentially hazardous turgidity.
Shaniqua rode me so hard I think my dick is broke... I need a shlong sling.
by Jealous McOferrik March 06, 2008
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slinging whores

a saying to describe what your doing when someone asks. Does not mean you are busy, just means you are killing time, waiting around trying to look busy.
"Hey Jim, what are you up to today?"
"Not much buddy just slinging whores!"
by Big meatloaf December 01, 2017
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Scoop and Sling

When you cum inside of your partner and as an act of contraception, you scoop the semen out with your finger and sling it away
Nick didn’t use a condom so he did the scoop and sling
by The brown taco February 22, 2019
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Slinging Canal

Female promoting her sexual desires
Friend 1: hey man you see brittney flirting with all them guys at the party last night
Friend 2: yea dude she was out there slinging canal, cat daddy.
by Cat Daddy6.9 April 21, 2019
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