immaculate deuce

When you drop a deuce, and it pops out so cleanly that you don't even have to wipe !!!

"I just dropped a deuce and it left no damage to wipe up!"

"You dropped an Immaculate Deuce!"

immaculate deuce by Bordizzle 13 May 12, 2026

Premature Immaculation

Putting Christmas decorations out/up before October, let alone November.

I went to the store to get some booze and all I saw was premature Immaculation. It's September .

Premature Immaculation by Mephistepheles November 18, 2015

Dea Immaculate Christe 

I think this is Latin, for "Immaculate Savior Goddess." This is the sacred title, of Inspector Gadget's niece, known as Sophie/Penny Ruth. The Ruth shall set you free! The word, "Dea Immaculate Christe," is a joke on DiC, which made the original Inspector Gadget.

Following the collapse of the Sabantinian Empire, there's now two groups, claiming to be its rightful successors, the Waltdisneyans, in the US, and the Wildbrainians, in Canada. Both say Dea Immaculate Christe, to praise Sophie/Penny Ruth , of Inspector Gadget. Wildbrain made Inspector Gadget 2.0, and Disney is making "Inspector Gadget 3: Revenge of Dr. Claw." Unfortunately, I don't think there is a way, to make Disney, and Wildbrain, friends, so they can make a live-action Inspector Gadget TV Series! Save us, Goddess Sophia Penelope Ruth!

Dea Immaculate Christe by jrpgkin May 14, 2022

The Immaculate Penis of John 

John's Immaculate Penis.

What's that?
That's John's Immaculate Penis.
Oh.
Also known as The Immaculate Penis of John.

The Immaculate Penis of John by El Zodiac April 26, 2024