Man, I have been locked in my apartment for weeks, but I somehow caught C-19. It was an immaculate infection!
by Preacher-Man January 01, 2021
by unfilteredthoughts April 06, 2021
John's Immaculate Penis.
by El Zodiac April 26, 2024
When you take a shit that results in absolutely nothing to wipe afterwards. This usually occurs when you produce a nice firm turd immediately following a thorough cleaning (shower, bath) of the asshole area.
by dutch_rudder_jockey January 15, 2013
I had no idea what the deal was with theese people but it feels like immaculate direction so I’m gonna just go with it!
by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself November 26, 2019
The holy grail of bowel movements. You take a big ol' dump, and you wipe. Then you look and see that the toilet paper is clean, and no turd is in the toilet. So clean, it's almost divine.
The Immaculate Defecation is the best poop in the world. No turd to clog the toilet, no mess on the TP to worry about. It's like God took the dump for you.
by beardogg0524 August 09, 2024