Immaculate Infection

Catching COVID-19 despite having no apparent contact with someone who is positive.
Man, I have been locked in my apartment for weeks, but I somehow caught C-19. It was an immaculate infection!
by Preacher-Man January 01, 2021
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Immacule

A person that is perfect or near-perfect in every category.
"Yo insert name is so smart, funny, and beautiful."
"I know right, she's immacule."
by unfilteredthoughts April 06, 2021
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The Immaculate Penis of John

What's that?
That's John's Immaculate Penis.
Oh.
Also known as The Immaculate Penis of John.
by El Zodiac April 26, 2024
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Immaculate Stock

When you take a shit that results in absolutely nothing to wipe afterwards. This usually occurs when you produce a nice firm turd immediately following a thorough cleaning (shower, bath) of the asshole area.
I am now a religious man. I've had my first immaculate stock!
by dutch_rudder_jockey January 15, 2013
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immaculate direction

When you have no idea what your doing or where your going but it just feels right!
I had no idea what the deal was with theese people but it feels like immaculate direction so I’m gonna just go with it!
by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself November 26, 2019
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Immaculate Defecation

The holy grail of bowel movements. You take a big ol' dump, and you wipe. Then you look and see that the toilet paper is clean, and no turd is in the toilet. So clean, it's almost divine.
The Immaculate Defecation is the best poop in the world. No turd to clog the toilet, no mess on the TP to worry about. It's like God took the dump for you.
by beardogg0524 August 09, 2024
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Immaculate booty

Vanessa's booty
by Loonhoe July 08, 2021
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