I-can't-believe-it's-not-twitter 

Any one of the multitude of twitter-clones that pop up trying to make a quick buck as a networking site blatantly ripping-off twitter.

Person 1: Dude, sign up to twoggle! It will revolutionize the way you socialize! Haha, that rhymes hurrdurrdehurr...

Person 2: Man, how many times do have to tell you!? I don't partake in that I-can't-believe-it's-not-twitter faggotry no more.

I-can't-believe-it's-not-twitter by achey breaky shart June 15, 2009

I can’t decide... 

When you click I can’t decide to every word added.

Friend: what about this?
Me: I can’t decide...
Friend: this?
Me: I can’t decide...
Friend: ok..
Me: I can’t decide...
Me: I can’t decide...
Me: I can’t decide...
Me: I can’t decide...

I can’t decide... by I’ll just leave July 8, 2019

i can’t sleep 

if someone send this to you, THEY WANT TO TALK TO YOU you silly goose

“hey, i can’t sleep”
“mk wanna play gp?”
“fosho”

i can’t sleep by oofers🥳 November 3, 2019

I can't believe it's not butter! 

The exact opposite of a butter face. A girl who has a great face but not a good body.

I diagnosed myself with I can't believe it's not butter! I so need to start working out!

I can't believe it's not butter! by Kaydaymuchluv81 December 1, 2011

i can't believe it's this lit. 

When something is so good, or "off the chain" that it's lit.

You can't believe it.

*enters party*
I can't believe it's this lit.
*eats dank food*
I can't believe it's this lit.
*Puppy is being cute af'*
I can't believe it's this lit.
*Jan starts streaming with Gorm*
I can't believe it's this lit.

i can't believe it's this lit. by GormHouj February 28, 2016

I can't coman go and kee mysef 

This is a local phrase used mostly by Nigerian millennials as witty remarks, to describe a scenario where one is tired or gives up on a situation or thing.

In a nutshell, it's used to describe a scenario where something is incapable of being solved or accomplished.

Since my last relationship, my life has been nothing but peace at its purest. Ah, I can't coman go and kee mysef.

After cooking the meals and tucking the kids to bed by 10pm, you still expect me to do your laundry? I can't coman go and kee mysef o.

I can't coman go and kee mysef by Candyswrites January 3, 2020

I can’t art 

When you can’t draw, paint or anything art related, you can’t art.

Teacher: Your homework is to design a poster. Remember to be creative!
You: But sir, I can’t art.

I can’t art by ihaveudders January 8, 2021