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herald

its when guys dont want to say emerald
i saw herald today
by Joycer April 15, 2004
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Poke her a new one

You know... poke her a new one. Per say youre really horny... your buddys keep on eggin you on and eventually you go off with that girl thats maybe only a 7 at best. you guys get hot and heavy and you let your fingers and/or shaft do the work. You do it and you do it well. therefore you poke her a new one.
Johnny: You guys seen carl anywhere?

Group: Oh man he took stacy upstairs. He said he was gonna poke her a new one.
by Kyle McDouche July 2, 2009
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herat

a sensitive nerve located on one's wenus
When one hits their wenus, it is commonly called the "funny bone", which in fact is not funny at all. It hurts like a mother because of the herat.
by springaling December 19, 2007
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Heragwanin

Means wats gwanin...Wats goin on...

Generally used with stoners
Wats heragwanin in the hood...eh
by Toor February 3, 2005
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herah

(adj.) 1 - the fifth level of retarded philosophy, or retardism, the highest being the sixth level, known as your face.
2 - being undeniably awesome.

(nou.) 1 - a shin kick that does 9.81 damage, or otherwise, depending on what planet you are on. Commonly followed by a facepalm.

(mat.) 1 - the square root of negative retard. The term was coined by famous philosopher and all-around nice guy, Batman, in his quest to find the Holy Grail.

(myt.) 1 - alternate spelling of the Greek God Hera. May possibly an imposter, much like Aerith was to Aeris. However, this one does not die at the end of the first disc.
"gosh, that girl is so herah, she needs to go back to the retard institution."

"...and so we have demonstrated that herah is indeed an irrational number..."
by mildred the awesome May 27, 2008
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heraoke

The act of getting high on heroin and singing karaoke
Dude, I don't wanna just sit around all night after we shoot up, lets go do some heraoke.
by mr. brownstone the great March 16, 2010
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Norwegian King Herald V

An eccentric Norwegian King who has control over name's, that is to say he change the names of people,places, hair care products, the titles of sequels to disney classics and Hanna Montana songs. His powers comes from a rather flamboyant scepter has been known to release deffening noises upon it's use which is why King Herald allows for a brief pause inbetween each usage in order for the ringing sound in his ears to subside. recently scintists were allowed to observe this scepter and found it's suppernatural power is apperant nullified the north korean province of P'Yonganamdo Kim Jong Il released a statement saying that his scientist's had figured out a way to protect themselves from the name changing powers of Norway using nuclear technology. Scientists reported that the cases of radiation realated death in the province had increased by 85%.

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Norwegian King Herald V notable acts: appointment on Regal Sir Lord Duke Duke Lumbardi as the keeper of the shrew's
Norwegian King Herald V has been know to: eat a shrew based diet and Pasta prepared by Regal Sir Lord Duke Duke Lumbardi, wears a cloak made from shrew's that has been passed down from generation to generation and is a proud symbol of norwegian leadership skills.
by midget giraffe January 2, 2010
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