When you're listening to music and you realize how cool it would be if you put the cord to your headphones across your forehead and make a Headphone Headband.
by Echostar November 14, 2011
Get the Headphone Headbandmug. Refers to your wearing a personal music-device that uses a headset of some sort, and then "blaming it on that" whenever someone complains that you appear to be ignoring him, when of course in reality you actually heard what he said just fine because **the headphones weren't even playing at the time**, but you were merely practicing "selective deafness" because you didn't happen to like what he had to say, and so you did not wish to respond to and/or be affected by whatever he was telling you.
The headphones excuse can also be "used in reverse" in instances where you are being compelled to be present during a speech, lecture, tirade, etc., and you cannot bear to listen to said boring/controversial/voluminous b**ls**t for even a few seconds... what you do, therefore, is clip on your headphone-based music-device that's hidden inside an outer plastic cabinet that you have boldly labelled, "personal amplified listening device", so that the speaker and anyone else present will think that you are just wanting to ensure that you'll be clearly hearing every single word that the self-important gabber is saying, when in reality you are using the headphones to DROWN HIM OUT so that you won't either need a straitjacket or commit mass-homicide halfway through said extended monologue. It's a vital accessory if you're being "drugged as a child" because your parents "drug you to church".
by QuacksO September 10, 2018
Get the headphones excusemug. the socially inappropriate incapacity to keep the noise from one's headphones from leaking all over nearby people (e.g., bus/subway/train passengers, coworkers)
by human unit 19NN-NN-NNTNN:NN:NN January 6, 2015
Get the headphone incontinencemug. When two homies tea bag a girl on head ear so that four testicles are covering the girl's left and right ear in total.
Also slang for Pair Programming.
Also slang for Pair Programming.
After Golden Gate Bridging Kelsey, Hank and Adam gave her the old Mexican Headphones to honor all of her holes.
by DankHank808 April 25, 2023
Get the Mexican Headphonesmug. “Headphone dodgers” are those who play music or videos out loud on public transport are part of a wider problem of anti-social behavior. They infuriate their fellow Tube, train and bus passengers by making calls on speakerphone and playing music and videos out loud.
Person X: Taking too much space on the subway, listening to the slop-hop (loud and distorted).
Person Y: "Ever heard of earbuds pal? These stinky clothed headphone dodgers are mucking up my morning commute".
Person Y: "Ever heard of earbuds pal? These stinky clothed headphone dodgers are mucking up my morning commute".
by /fa/ggot annon May 4, 2025
Get the Headphone dodgermug. The number one selling headphones on the market. Now cordless, these voice recognitizing headphones are the way to go. They are made of a special memory foam to make them fit comfortably in your ear with no irritation and they will not fall out.
by Hot Head Headphones March 13, 2011
Get the Hot Head Headphonesmug. A person who loves there headphones a lot and will hurt any one who use them they only allow a few number of people to use there headphones.
by Headphone Samurai January 26, 2016
Get the headphone samuraimug.