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Florida Headphones

This is when you have a punk rock chic with a shaved head and she is begging to be T-Bagged. You simply come up from behind her....then , You have tilt her head back slightly while looking up at you. While you as dropping your balls on her face and in her mouth you gently release a solid turd across the top of her bald head from ear to ear. You have just given FLORIDA HEADPHONES
Man, dude...last night that chic wanted to T-Bag her and dip my balls in her mouth... so I did ...but decided she needed some FLORIDA HEADPHONES. She loved it
by BullJams November 18, 2020
mugGet the Florida Headphonesmug.

headphones excuse

Refers to your wearing a personal music-device that uses a headset of some sort, and then "blaming it on that" whenever someone complains that you appear to be ignoring him, when of course in reality you actually heard what he said just fine because **the headphones weren't even playing at the time**, but you were merely practicing "selective deafness" because you didn't happen to like what he had to say, and so you did not wish to respond to and/or be affected by whatever he was telling you.
The headphones excuse can also be "used in reverse" in instances where you are being compelled to be present during a speech, lecture, tirade, etc., and you cannot bear to listen to said boring/controversial/voluminous b**ls**t for even a few seconds... what you do, therefore, is clip on your headphone-based music-device that's hidden inside an outer plastic cabinet that you have boldly labelled, "personal amplified listening device", so that the speaker and anyone else present will think that you are just wanting to ensure that you'll be clearly hearing every single word that the self-important gabber is saying, when in reality you are using the headphones to DROWN HIM OUT so that you won't either need a straitjacket or commit mass-homicide halfway through said extended monologue. It's a vital accessory if you're being "drugged as a child" because your parents "drug you to church".
by QuacksO September 10, 2018
mugGet the headphones excusemug.

headphone incontinence

the socially inappropriate incapacity to keep the noise from one's headphones from leaking all over nearby people (e.g., bus/subway/train passengers, coworkers)
The quiet car is sometimes soaked with headphone incontinence.
mugGet the headphone incontinencemug.

Mexican Headphones

When two homies tea bag a girl on head ear so that four testicles are covering the girl's left and right ear in total.

Also slang for Pair Programming.
After Golden Gate Bridging Kelsey, Hank and Adam gave her the old Mexican Headphones to honor all of her holes.
by DankHank808 April 25, 2023
mugGet the Mexican Headphonesmug.

headphone samurai

A person who loves there headphones a lot and will hurt any one who use them they only allow a few number of people to use there headphones.
That man over there is a Headphone Samurai don't touch his headphones
by Headphone Samurai January 26, 2016
mugGet the headphone samuraimug.

Hot Head Headphones

The number one selling headphones on the market. Now cordless, these voice recognitizing headphones are the way to go. They are made of a special memory foam to make them fit comfortably in your ear with no irritation and they will not fall out.
by Hot Head Headphones March 13, 2011
mugGet the Hot Head Headphonesmug.

Headphone Savage

A person who do savage things while wearing headphones like smoking weed and flexing with guns
Yo he a headphone savage cause he doing wat savage does
by Amorion January 26, 2018
mugGet the Headphone Savagemug.

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