Hatchet Moment

In reality TV, like Survivor, where someone gets voted out for a dumb ass reason. (e.g.: being in their alliance but voted out due to emotions, carrying the team but gets voted out for plot armor or emotions.

Person 1: Bro, did you get Frylock got votes out?
Person 2: Yeah bro, but why?
Person 1: That bitch Karane said that he didn't understand her, but the stupidest part is... THEY HAD AN ALLIANCE!!
Person 2: That's such a Hatchet Moment!

by Do NOT look up Pornogrindcore! September 3, 2025

Get Out The Hatchet

The term means get out a blade on your enemy.

'Walk now or I will get out the hatchet on you'

by Mix-Race Man On Road July 3, 2019

Chef Hatchet total drama yum yum happy go time fish tail

Self explanatory.

Owen: Care for a Chef Hatchet total drama yum yum happy go time fish tail?
Noah: Don't kill him you clown!

by hahahhahnotme October 19, 2023

Hatchet Ass

Someone who got stabbed or cut on the ass for being a bad prostitute.

That hatchet ass bitch over there is not worth the money I spent for the night.

by MpAoRlCoO May 21, 2018

Hatchet

A hatchet is someone who makes a mess of things or says and makes dumb decisions on several different occasions

McKenna: *spills his drink everywhere”
Neeson: “Jesus Mckenna you are a hatchet hahahaha”

by Fulltimehasher October 18, 2021

Sap on the Hatchet

A euphemism for Sex

Most commonly used by bearded woodsmen and Mountain folk.

It’s been some time since I’ve gotten some Sap on the Hatchet.

I’m going to town tonight to get some Sap on the Hatchet.

by Dick Reude April 8, 2025

Hatchet-Back Gorilla

A gorilla that has been whipped on the back many times and is very angry so it looks like you hit it with a hatchet.

Wow, that is one angry hatchet-back gorilla.

Yeah man.

by big stinky crack baby and shit October 4, 2009