Law of conservation of hardness

Law of conservation of hardness says that when one man gets a hard-on, another man has to become soft.

"Foster was banging this hot chick the other day when I walked in on them. I was watching them going at it and was getting a hard-on and at that same moment foster saw me there with a boner a lost his boner. This is the Law of conservation of hardness at its best."

by PK001 March 4, 2008

hardness

Resistance of a material to local plastic deformation

Diamond has a greater hardness than any other natural material.

by Douglas Cheaterson October 25, 2007

hardnut

Tough, rough. Normally shortened to hard.
Mostly used to take the mick out of someone who thinks they are tough.

"OOOoo hardnut, easy blud."

by WB January 6, 2005

hardnesscore

Used in online gaming to describe something that is hardcore. In online gaming it is popular to add extra syllables onto or in this case into existing words.

Kenny is hardnesscore.

by Wester97 March 30, 2004

Hardnipples

A frecnh teacher named ms. prammagoire that has some abnormally hard nipples 95% of class.

Hardnipples YES YES YES YES....

by crazy-whitey-in-french-class April 27, 2004

hardner

The state marked by firm turgid form and erect position of a previously flaccid bodily part containing cavernous tissue when that tissue becomes dilated with blood, or taking a blinding root that makes your eyes go wonky over your primary seven teacher, who isn't even that good looking but fills the given criteria of an 11 yr old boy, that being she has tits of some description.

"here our boy, no harm, but watching your ma paint that fence is giving me a quare hardner"

by Fererro Rocher July 6, 2006

Lily the hardning witch

A stick like creature that likes witch craft and is a total bitch to anyone that does anything to offend it. You should be careful when near a lily the hardning witch because it will go after you while also sending it's pack of weird witches. A lily the hardning witch is annoying especially when dating because they will be clingy to you 24/7 even if you have something important. Example: "What's that? Your dad is in a critical condition in the hospital? Well idgaf I'm still and you never replied to my dms, anyways, give me attention." Hence, you should never date a creature such as this and if you do so and want to dump it then you should do it carefully or else it and it's wild pack of witches will spam hurtful dms wishing you are harmed.

My mind and life has been at ease ever since i dumped lily the hardning witch.

by OctoChupapi April 7, 2023