hard attack

An uncontrolled raging-boner brought on by the presence of a bad ass chick. Also happens when watching porn in dorm rooms or on computers across the US. Can be fatal if not treated immediately. If no one is present to treat the affected area, self medication is often suggested. A travel size bottle of lotion should be kept in your pocket as a safety precaution when going out on first dates.

Her:(approaching a random stranger in a department store dressing room.) Excuse me, but can you unbutton my blouse? It seems to be a little too...tight.

Sucker: (shaking) Umm...s-s-sure..!

Her: Oops, nevermind! I think I'm just going to go back in and...finger, oh I mean, figure it out, hehe. *walks off*

Suckers friend: Damn, dude. What took you so long?

Sucker: Sorry, some bitch just gave me a hard attack.

by The Token Black Guy April 20, 2006

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rode hard and put up wet

a term that originated with people that ride horses, since you are supposed to brush them and groom them after a workout; now used to refer to the way a promiscuous woman looks

That overpainted middle-aged hussy looks like she's been rode hard and put up wet.

by Winsi June 19, 2004

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as hard as nails

someone who is hard as nails seems to have no feelings such as fear or sympathy

John is as hard as nails - I've never even seen him smile.

by Angelik_B March 12, 2015

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hard as hail

It is the same thing as hard as hell but correct.

HOLY SHIT DUDE I AM 19 AND I JUST FOUND OUT IT'S HARD AS HAIL NOT HARD AS HELL END ME.

by melon_27 June 9, 2018

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Ridden Hard and Put Away Wet

When a woman usually looks older than her actual age. Usually a result of drinking, smoking and screwing all night, then going to work at the factory the next day.

Oh my God! Wanda sure looks like she's been Ridden Hard and Put Away Wet. I wouldn't bang her with my dog's dick!

by NoFussRuss June 29, 2006

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