Ham Planet

A fat, hungry bitch. They eat pigs, straight from the barnyard.

That Ham Planet ate my most prized pig.

by Bully Bitch May 24, 2016

King Rando of the Ham

The most Random person being the most hammed at a party

Jack Lee is so rando. But he is also hammed. He is King Rando of the Ham

by Michael Beasly November 15, 2010

Ham Hockers

A large pair of typically juicy breasts found primarly in regions of redneck heritage

I’m gunna take a long look at those big ham hockers, while I play with my cocker.

by Ebfantastic January 28, 2018

Ham Wallet

The part of the woman that blood comes out of once a month. Or the place where a pig stores his money.

Dude 1: Yeah yesterday I got full view of her ham wallet. ;)
Dude 2: Sick bro. I love stealing from innocent swine.

by lil.wayne March 8, 2019

ham gap

a womans neither regions.

Jess put your ham gap away

by timbo154 July 13, 2006

Golden Ham

A real or fictitious golden trophy or medal depicting a large ham which is awarded every Sunday morning to that member of a fraternatiy (or other group of male friends) who fucked the fattest chick over the weekend.

Example 1: Did you see that cow that Jeff hooked up with on Friday night? Unless Mike pulls fat Sandy off waivers tonight, I don't see how Jeff doesn't pick up the Golden Ham this week.

Example 2: After three straight weeks of winning the Golden Ham, Dave decided he would just jerk himself off all weekend and not go out.

by Stevo C. December 9, 2008

ham call

When you see a fat chick you raise your arm and briskly pat your side to alert others of the mini van with legs heading in your general direction.

hey thanks for the "ham call" i left that party once the fat chicks showed up.

my sides hurt so bad from "ham calling" all last night in the club

by BooM SquaD March 5, 2011