Gunking

Letting a snail slither on it

Oh dude I gunked so hard last night, like there were like three snails.
What’s gunking?
You haven’t ever gunked before?

by Psuedoism John March 15, 2025

GUNKER

A goon bunker. A place for bros to hang out.

The bros are all heading out to the gunker later to hang out.

by Cometfeetpics February 13, 2026

The Gunkening

(Pronounced-Gunk-eh-ning) The Gunkening is when everyone on earth ejaculates on December first. It’s a direct result of NNN, and usually is dangerous.It’s an important day recognized by everyone, especially males. Usually, sperm tends to dry and clump, therefore the term “gunk” is sometimes used as a synonym. Prepare weeks before, since massive gunk-zombies may appear spontaneously. The “Gunk-Zombies” usually spawn in Ohio. The best way to defeat Gunk-Zombies is by trapping them in giant socks. Although Gunk-Zombies are common, scientists aren’t sure why or how the appear, some speculate it’s from the evolution of sperm cells.

“Bro, watch out, The Gunkening is gonna

happen in a few weeks!”

“BRO THE GUNK-ZOMBIES SPAWNED!”

by GoobyGoober November 13, 2022

tooth gunking

a trend on social media where someone stops brushing their teeth.

hey bro, how long have you been tooth gunking?

by toothgunker5000 May 10, 2024