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Grogged

The past tense phrase of having called someone and talked to them on the phone while taking a poop.
“I called J.R. the other day while I was taking a shit. He didn’t even know he was getting grogged until he heard the toilet flush lol!”
by CBGLW August 17, 2025
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Grog

A world renowned sket, who gets with peoples brothers and kisses ex boyfriends
they’re such a grog
by cookiecrisp12 August 12, 2021
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Crog Grog

The resulting excrimants plummeting from the colon after a night of tequilla drinking.
This tequilla is sure going to conjure up a thick batch of crog grog tomorrow.
by MamaDuck June 6, 2009
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Grog

Never grog guys
by Li flower April 6, 2022
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hot grog

When something is the shit. Can be used in place of “Right on!” “God damn!” or “That’s cool.” Totally nerdy thing to say in an ironic way. Coined term in the 90s with a high school friend when we were stoned.
“Dude, you got into Florida State?? Hot grog, man!”
“That party last night was hot grog.”
by Bourgie Bird March 26, 2022
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Bog and Grog

Take your sexual partner out to a barn and proceed to have anal sex with her in the pig pen.
I bog and grogged that bitch last night that I took home!
by Jaybird8388 September 11, 2016
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Grog

Frogs are pretty gay, wbk. This banger of a word shows just that. (gay x frog = grog)
Girl Frog: *has a wife*
Cultured people: “It’s a grog!!”
by riverlikesfrogs September 26, 2020
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