Goober, Goob, or Gooby

1. The ultimate gothic prince (or princess) in a fleeting love affair with Scotty, his evil sex slave. Has a crazy brother who is equally gothic and even twice as mentally unstable. (The entire family belongs in a maximum security insane asylum.)

2. Any utterly messed up person, place, or thing. (Preferably pretaining to Satan and Satan worship.)

Look at Gooby, he's got a shirt that says "Jesus loves me" written in blood.
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That haunted house was fairly Goobyish, but the real lair of Gooby contains more rotting carcasses and has a more sulfurous odor.

by Brian Shmid March 31, 2003

goo goo ga goob'

word used by the Beatles in I Am The Walrus. Meaning, yes and certainly or uh-huh

You are a looser, goo goo ga goob'!

by SammMan November 14, 2004

Goobing

To goob or goobing is when a person laughs or giggles, followed by a large amount of excrement to exit the body, usually in the form of a sneeze or cough for nasal mucus, but can also be flatulence, or blood.

You almost goobed. They are goobing. This guy just goobed everywhere. It was so funny when she goobed.

by miss_greeny October 21, 2025

Goob

A word that can describe someone who has failed college algebra 6 times. This is something that is not possible and has been achieved by a few people.

"Holy shit he just pulled a goob."
"They just hit the south tower..."

by Not Edwin Guzman April 20, 2023

Goobed

The feeling of being simultaneously slighted, bewildered, and filled with a strange cosmic ennui that one experiences after watching the 2009 Canadian comedy/drama/fantasy film Gooby, or a similar feeling imparted by a similarly bad movie.

Man, that movie I watched last night was so weird, I was totally Goobed

by stefanomcsmorin June 2, 2025

Goob

Someone trash a fortnite on the extreme level.

Yooo that kid is trash, he’s a goob

by jelllyks December 2, 2019

Goob

(adjective.) guh-ō-b:
An endearing term referring to an individual that is inadvertently silly.

Silliness may or may not be limited to:
-Using excessive emojis
-Making noises when things are bumped into
-Makes up words
-Usually doesn't know what to do with his/ her hands
-Mouth kissing animals

Synonyms: nerd, dork, weirdo, nut

Alex is such a goob. He's always sending me a bunch of emojis at once.

by sk8rboi92 January 23, 2017