garlic bread

A story posted by a dumped guy, explaining how he shoved some garlic bread up his ex-girlfriend's ass. People have commented about Garlic Bread since then.

1. I FUCKIN' LOVE GARLIC BREAD
2. Garlic Bread Burns you.

garlic bread by Nate the Greatness September 7, 2007

garlic salt 

A crazy spice slash seasoning that yoopers like on their grilled cheeses.

Sane people from the lower peninsula, wisconsin and chicago don't understand what those crazy fuckers like about it. It makes your breath smell like turd and not the good kind of turd, either.

Drunk yooper: Hey man, you got any garlic salt i can put on that grilled cheeze?

Normal person: no, you're a crazy bastard.

garlic salt by milkycheeseface January 22, 2007

Garlic Knot 

The butthole of an Italian man or woman after a rousing night of backdoor action, almost to the point of a pink sock, but not quite.

I pounded her from behind and left her with a garlic knot so she wouldnt forget me.

Garlic Knot by DC Jugs October 21, 2019

Garlic Dick

The stinging sensation and scent from butt fucking the Rigger Monkey after he chows down a Breakfast of Champions with garlic.

Damn, that ho' Rigger Monkey had some garlic in him so now my dick's all skanky.

Garlic Dick by donkeycum March 29, 2003

garlic dip 

Dirty dirty girl

Lea is such a garlic dip

garlic dip by Garlic dip August 4, 2017

Garlic Bread Voice 

When you eat too much garlic bread without any liquid and it sounds like there is a goat screaming for help in your throat.

Dude, drink some water because you have garlic bread voice.

Garlic Bread Voice by mstall.97 June 11, 2018

Garlic Swirl 

The act of eating a girl's pussy out immediately after enjoying a beautiful Ceasar salad with extra croutons and parmesan cheese.

After enjoying the wonderful dinner my girlfriend prepared for me, I took her by the fireplace, laid her down on the bear skin rug and proceeded to give her a Garlic Swirl.

Garlic Swirl by JaH MaYnArD November 10, 2008