5 sets of roadworks in 30 miles? Who thought that was a good idea? Oh, of course, those criminally incompetent fuckwits at the highways agency
by gussy finknottle June 1, 2021
Get the Criminally incompetent fuckwitsmug. Used in similar circumstances as dumbass or dipshit. Fuckwit is reserved for someone who is so bafflingly stupid that the other two words just don't do the job.
by Xbow Nation May 4, 2018
Get the Fuckwitmug. by p0yzn May 7, 2015
Get the Fuckwitmug. A manner of notifying someone that they are about to attempt or have recently attempted and act which may endanger themselves or others. Usually applied to those who have no common-sense, limited intelligence, excessive enthusiasm and didn't file a Job Safety Assessment or Risk Assessment with their brains before attempting the act.
"Oi! Ya fuckwit! A u-turn over double lines in peak hour traffic at 100 km/h on a motorcycle is a bit fucking stupid! If ya failed I would have laughed me way through your fuckin' funeral!"
"Whaddya mean you tested how sharp the knife was with your hand? You fuckwit!"
"You cut your hand taking the seed out of an avocado? You fuckwit. You're so stupid you should be British." ref: 'avocado hand', a peculiar British ailment.
"Whaddya mean you tested how sharp the knife was with your hand? You fuckwit!"
"You cut your hand taking the seed out of an avocado? You fuckwit. You're so stupid you should be British." ref: 'avocado hand', a peculiar British ailment.
by TechnoHippie February 25, 2021
Get the fuckwitmug. 
The current Prime minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
A person so inept and clueless that no matter what they do they will screw everything up, from Oven Ready deals to world beating covid track and trace programs to other lies a Fuckwit will screw them all up.
A person so inept and clueless that no matter what they do they will screw everything up, from Oven Ready deals to world beating covid track and trace programs to other lies a Fuckwit will screw them all up.
My god the PM has lied again, this is like the fifth time this week, and it's only Tuesday, what a Fuckwit.
by Don't vote tory! September 28, 2021
Get the Fuckwitmug. Man 1: whats the point in liking someones posts but not wanting a bar of them once they send an inbox?
Man 2: Thats just what fuckwits do
Man 2: Thats just what fuckwits do
by JimKetch June 29, 2018
Get the Fuckwitmug.