Chocolate Fountain

When a girl who's got diarrhoea gets shit in her vaginal orifice and squirts. The resulting mixture shit and squirt creates a "CHOKOLATE FUNTAIN"
"What did you shower your peanuts in?" "A chocolate fountain."

"Do you have shit in your eye?" "Yeah, my girlfriend gave me a chocolate fountain."
by Mr. T. Shingles November 19, 2013
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water fountain

Noun

A Person who goes around satisfying the sexual thirst of other people.
Usually a man or a woman that will go home with anyone. Akin to "going to a water fountain"
Brad: Did you see Billy last night? The thirst was real.

James: Yeah, and he went home with Sandy. I heard that she did the same with Jack yesterday. she's a real water fountain
by Shelooked18 November 22, 2013
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piss fountain

when a male pissed in a up words direction, making a piss fountain
joe did a piss fountain in class the other day nah1
by andi reeson June 02, 2005
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Fountain Dew

(noun) Mountain Dew served from a restaurant fountain. Much fizzier, less caffeinated, and more watery than its bottled counterpart.
A: What do you wanna drink? They have Mountain Dew.
B: Nah. That's Fountain Dew. Apples and oranges, dude.
by Rochelle Affleck September 12, 2005
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jedi fountain

The neon colored pee one gets after taking a large amount of B vitamins, or drinking an energy drink.
I can't drink any more Monster, just went to the bathroom and I already have a jedi fountain going on.
by Redrocker November 18, 2014
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Brown fountain

When a girl/guy squirts from her/his ass when banged.
If the girl has had taco's the evening before and gets fucked so hard that she squirts a brown fountain of excrements.
by Dr. No Skill February 13, 2010
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fountain job

A fountain job is a blowjob that is so good it ends in an eruptive-like orgasm, most likely coating the partner in semen.
Dude, Marietta gave me the best fountain job last night.
by It'safountainjob January 03, 2018
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