FAFFH

An acronym for Fucked and Far From Home. Used to describe an unbelievably negative and unwelcome situation. Can also describe the state an object is in.

Bob: Our landing gear just fell off our airplane.
Stanley: Well now we're fucked and far from home. (FAFFH)

Susan: There is a dead mangled raccoon in my car's engine.
Jacob: Sounds like your car is fucked and far from home.
Susan: So is the raccoon!

by hgf921 January 2, 2009

faff

Used to describe owners of the ST205 variant of the Toyota Celica GT-Four, due to their tendancy to 'faff' about over their cars

Nice faff you got there.

or

Stop faffing about on that car/faff.

by GT4 February 19, 2005

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by rewggfwgfwefewfw January 16, 2021

FFaF

Short form of the ever so good band Funeral for a Friend. Who just so happens to own.

person 1: yo man did you check out that ffaf concert yesterday?
person 2: yeah man, they rock!

by anti-hero November 4, 2004

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randomly spaming your key borad

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by QSXDRFVGYHNJI January 31, 2021

Fffft

Similar to "headass" this term is used when you want to politely bake a friend. It's also usually met with the same hand gesture used when someone says "boi"

*drunk girl spills drink on herself

"Fffft"

by JKB1998 January 18, 2017

fwaffer

someone who fwafs good

u r a fwaffer bitch

by Anonymous September 25, 2003