Closet Fatass

When you eat a ton of food but you're still skinny.

"That guy eats a shit ton of food on the daily, but he still manages to maintain a weight of 70kg. He's a closet fatass"

by Guacamole Nigga Penis555 October 6, 2020

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fatass hog

A derogatory word for someone who is unappealing to the eye; who has more chins than a chinese phonebook

He eats all day, he is such a fatass hog.

by Vee0106 March 18, 2014

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fatass nigga balls

when a niggas balls are very creamy and scrumptios bc he is a black nigger.

he has fatass nigga balls

by I fucked yur bitch u fat fuckr April 20, 2021

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Fatass store

Another word for the store 'Casual Male Big & Tall'.

"Yo, dude, I need to get some clothes."
"Dude, are you asking me out on a shopping date?"
"No, I mean, I just need some clothes."
"I don't see how that's different, but I'll humour you. Where too?"
"The Fatass store."
"Where?"
"Where the fuck else? I weigh 140 God damn kilos, where do you think I get clothes?"

by Fee1 October 31, 2007

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Preferred Fatass Parking

The closest non-handicapped, actual parking space to a store. The exceedingly huge park here so as not to have to walk any distance that could be considered exercise. The next step is buying a handicapped placard and rolling around in a wheelchair purely for the sake of escaping fatigue caused from walking more than the 5 feet it usually takes to get to the refrigerator.

FAMF: OMG! LOOK AT THAT SPOT! IT'S CLOSER THAN THE HANDICAPPED PLACE!

Blob o' Fat: QUICK! HIT THAT SHIT!

FAMF: Dude, this is the best Preferred Fatass Parking ever.

Blob o' Fat: Seriously! Now hurry up, I want my fucking triple Quarter Pounder.

by Rawrasaurus January 20, 2007

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