The Ewan Reid

When a bear with a chud-like penis deficates onto his son then preceedes to sit on his face and fart mutiple times until his son suffocates and dies?

"Hey man what are you in for?" Murder, I did The Ewan Reid...

by Demarcus Count Leroy (IV) Jr. December 3, 2023

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Ewan

Good looking person usually of african descent. Has a lot of friend girls but still gets a lot of "huzz". Usually Hispanic, Darkskin or Lightskin/ Puertorricano. One level down Duke Dennis aura.

That's so Ewan.

Nate I know you can't be talking your definitely on that Ewan Chi

by Texas ballerz April 1, 2025

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Ewan

Ewan is a person with an ability to bend gender at will and has a huge fucking forehead.

Bob: Ah shit here comes Ewan
Hutler: Man he'll probs bend my gender then put the earth into orbit around his forehead

by BobSussy February 18, 2022

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Ewan is a bloody sexy man, who has the kindest heart. Ewan is quiet but he also has many friends. Ewan has the biggest penis and it bounces when he does jumping jacks. Ewan is the most nicest person you will ever meet, and he often pulls girls.

"Fuck, look at Ewan's cock bounce"

by Fatel is qt November 30, 2021

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