When you have a large group of dogs and you choose one to stay in bed with you and eat strawberries. The other dogs get nothing.
by High_Im_Jamers September 6, 2020
Get the Dog of the Eveningmug. An even jump is a jump that is so perfect. The back of your feet line up with perfectly with the edge of what you're jumping on. It's usually said when this happens in video games, although it can happen in real life and can happen to anything or anyone that's jumping on something.
by Retard_Ryan February 10, 2023
Get the even jumpmug. by Blitza March 20, 2017
Get the Evening Colamug. The perfect response if your goal is to make any situation awkward. The word "even" makes it just that much weirder.
"Haven't you ever thought of us sleeping together?"
Nope. Not even in the butt.
"Have you ever done cocaine?"
Nah. Not even in the butt.
"Would you like a refill?"
No thanks. And not even in the butt, sir."
Nope. Not even in the butt.
"Have you ever done cocaine?"
Nah. Not even in the butt.
"Would you like a refill?"
No thanks. And not even in the butt, sir."
by Swambat April 23, 2014
Get the Not even in the buttmug. by OfTroy March 18, 2016
Get the even kilnmug. by Sssdrip December 13, 2019
Get the not even kidmug. by abtin ramezani April 3, 2019
Get the Even parborgmug.