Emer

Emer is a name that can also be spelled 'Eimear'. She is a loyal and hardworking girl who is always kind. She never lets anyone walk on her. She is a beautiful looking girl who tends to have smooth skin! Emer is always load of fun and loves to hold parties. She has so many friends and is great with kids. Everyone wants an Emer in there life.

Emer: "Hi there, I'm Emer!"
Person 2: "I love that name,"

by xXEmmaMarieXx December 13, 2017

emergencig

A ciggarette related emergency. This is different for eveyone, and is completely dependent on one's smoking habit. An emergencig can be anywhere from having one more ciggarette left to having one more pack left.

Yo man, we have an emergencig on our hands, lets head down to the bodega and scoop up some stoggies!

by Dmitry K December 26, 2008

Emergency Banter

The use of poor comebacks during an argument.

Person 1: "You're stupid"
Person 2: "So is your mum!"
Person 1: "Emergency Banter!!"

by ChollyClark December 23, 2009

Emergency dook

When you have to shit really bad and seeing the house triggers your bowels to loosen and the poop starts pushing at your balloon knot because it knows you are so close to the goal. Once you reach the toilet it all just falls out in the nick of time.

"I was stuck in traffic and I had Mexican for lunch and once I turned the corner onto my street I got a case of the Emergency dooks! I barely made it."

by Stevtro85 April 22, 2010

eiderdown

a thick warm cover for a bed, filled with duck feathers

I am looking for a bed with eiderdown

by Nerd132 June 20, 2011

emergency jerk

You had no privacy for several days and no chance to jerk off. Your balls are so sore that you cannot think straight. You jerk off the first chance you get just to relieve the tension.

I was on vacation and could not jerk off for more than a week. I was so sore that sleeping was impossible. I sneaked my way into the bathroom for an emergency jerk.

by Restoring for over five years February 16, 2015

Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher

A german word for egg-opener. One of the weirdest and precious words there are.

*while breakfast*
Could you please give me the Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher. I would like to open my egg.
- (surprised about what they've just heard) ah, yes of course

by Konschti January 10, 2021