Egyptian Earthquake

Giving somebody backshots so hard that their toes curl up and rip the sheets.

I gave Jackie an Egyptian Earthquake last night. She loved it so much!

by itsmenotjames December 6, 2024

Mexican Earthquake

It’s 2am. You’re sitting on the toilet after a long day of work, pants around your ankles, ready to drop a bomb. The house is silent. Everybody’s asleep. You feel your stomach rumble. Suddenly, your ass sings the magical tune of a fart. It echoes very loudly in the toilet. Everybody’s awake now.

I was so embarrassed after I caused a Mexican Earthquake!

by Bricky Ricky July 23, 2024

Earthquake

Another way or the meteorological way of saying the Earth's headaches...

Wow did you hear about that earthquake in Mexico....
Yea..but it wasn't just an earthquake...it was the Earth's headaches...

by SnellyBob JoeSpends September 23, 2017

Hot-Wind-Earthquake

Verb: To perform oral sex on your partner's genitals by blowing a raspberry

By blowimg out air and skaing her head back and forth, my girlfriend gave me a hot-wind-earthquake.

by Quaz the silly January 30, 2022