When youre so so tired you act kinda drunk, even tho you had no drinks at all.
You say stuff that make no sense and sometimes dont even remember you said it.
You say stuff that make no sense and sometimes dont even remember you said it.
Dani: so yesterday you answered my text saying "my my girl?" Like wtf was that?
Larry: Really??? I had no idea, im sorry. I guess i was sleepy drunk...
Larry: Really??? I had no idea, im sorry. I guess i was sleepy drunk...
by shrekie<3panda April 3, 2010
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A person with whom you appear to be great friends with while drunk, but the next day you don't even acknowledge that you know each other.
I went into the night not knowing anyone, but when I left I was drunk friends with half the people there. I gave most of them hugs when I left.
It was pretty awkward at school today. I was drunk friends with Jack last night, but I didn't even say hi to him at school.
It was pretty awkward at school today. I was drunk friends with Jack last night, but I didn't even say hi to him at school.
by irishrugby77 January 18, 2011
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If someone is funny, they are usually funnier as a happy drunk.
The opposite of an angry drunk.
Happy drunks tend to talk a LOT and are impossible to shut up.
If someone is funny, they are usually funnier as a happy drunk.
The opposite of an angry drunk.
Happy drunks tend to talk a LOT and are impossible to shut up.
Guy: "dude, that brunette chick from last night rocked!"
Other Guy: "Yeah man, she's such a happy drunk, it's awesome!"
Other Guy: "Yeah man, she's such a happy drunk, it's awesome!"
by erkdoodle January 20, 2009
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Get the Drunktional mug.When drunk you start to have doubts and regrets, you decide you wont drink so much again, or you will start dieting/exercising these resolutions feel like new years until you wake up the next day and either have forgotten about them or give up on them.
Bill: Man I'm totally getting up early tomorrow and hitting the gym!
Next day Bill wakes up at noon and eats leftover pizza and watches TV and realizes hes made yet another drunk resolution
Next day Bill wakes up at noon and eats leftover pizza and watches TV and realizes hes made yet another drunk resolution
by Danthor March 22, 2009
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Your friend: “You were so drunk last night”
You: “No I wasn’t what are you talkin about?”
Your friend: “Dude you were drunk texting your dad asking if he was a virgin.”
You: “Ahhhh fuck me not again.”’
Your friend: “What?”
You: “Nevermind.”
You: “No I wasn’t what are you talkin about?”
Your friend: “Dude you were drunk texting your dad asking if he was a virgin.”
You: “Ahhhh fuck me not again.”’
Your friend: “What?”
You: “Nevermind.”
by brenfo_27 November 27, 2019
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