Dracula’s Deuce

When you take a dump and it’s bloody.

I took a Dracula’s Deuce... should I see the doctor?

by Froppy October 8, 2018

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angry Dracula

Having sex with a girl on their period so you have blood on your cock then you thrust it into their mouth leaving streaks down the Side of there mouth like Dracula

I gave your wife an angry Dracula last night

by Crack kid June 10, 2016

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Dracula's Tea Tin

The metal disposal box meant for tampons, maxi pads, sanitary napkins, and feminine hygiene products found in women's bathrooms.

I was fucking this chick in the work ladies room,and there was this metal box on the wall. I asked her what it was, and she said it was to throw away used 'pons. It' like Dracula's Tea Tin...

by Stoutwalker November 9, 2012

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nown : a device which drains extensive amounts of resources

The DVR is a dracula, using tremendous amounts of power when you are not watching TV.

by nick_g July 1, 2011

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Tobasco dracula is a great mythical beast from another land, capable of many different abilities.
Some of his abilities include:
•rizz
•beauty

You will never see T.D in the streets without his boys behind him and a girl under each arm.

Man 1 "hey did you hear that Tobasco dracula himself is gonna be in town"

Man 2 "oh shit I better hide my wife, she might leave me for him"

Woman 1 "anyone would"

Man 1 "shutup bitch"

by fennels fan boy December 12, 2022

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