one downer

An annoying person who responds to hearing someone else’s experience or problem by immediately telling a similar story about themselves with a much less interesting or boring corresponding story. (Note: The story will be much longer than you could ever imagine or want)

Person: Last summer I went to Thailand and rode on an elephant.
One Downer: Last summer I rode my horse in my backyard while my brother watched. My brother also rode the horse. then we went inside my house and had a sandwich.

by Beatreese October 11, 2009

Debbie Downer

A stun gun or a taser capable of dropping one to the ground instantly.

She pulled out her Debbie Downer and dropped his ass with 12000 volts of electric current.

by Black History Month November 15, 2020

David Downer

A man who is a downer, depressed, glass half-full, woe-is-me.

George is a real David Downer.

by galaxysprfx August 26, 2010

Urban Dictionary Downer

A retard who's born with a few extra chromosomes and, as a result of this, feels obligated to vote down on every UD definition he comes across just because he feels like it.

Person A - Hey, why's that spaz voting down on that UD definition for crack? It's a perfect definition man!

Person B - Oh him? Yeah, he's just an Urban Dictionary Downer.

by Urban Dictionary Upper February 18, 2010

Puncher Downer Thing

Crimper for the little pluggy for Cat5e and Phone plates

Frog: Get me the Puncher Downer thing!
snake: wanna drink?
frog: sure.

by BObo D. HObo July 29, 2004

doosy downer

A person that is a complete salty downer. They are completley idiotic and make nonsense jokes. Doosy Downers mostly eat chicken and rice and are mostly chinese. They are really stupid and annoying.

Hongjie is a doosy downer.

by Non-saltdowner December 8, 2016

Downer

Somebody with down syndrome.

'Man, look at that guy, he's a massive downer!'

by 1128 July 6, 2007