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senior douche nozzle

1. A guy who is usually of foreign decent that acts like he is the center of the world and treats everyone else a 2nd class citizen.

2. A male who belittles people in a condescending manor to make himself look more important.
look at him being a "senior douche nozzle" in front of those girls
by medicineballer April 2, 2017
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douche nozzle

An inssult that will replace the Douche Bag because it is so much more offencive.
Damn that douch nozzle he stole my gonads.
by Anonymous April 22, 2003
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Douche Nozzle

One who is a douche, or is douche like. Someone who shows qualities of being stupid.
Why the hell would you do that, you fucking douche nozzle.
by Morgan Gratton November 2, 2008
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Douchenozzlesucker

A derogatory or negative slang used towards one whom is sucking on or in the act of sucking the end of a hot water bottle.

Typically, a water bottle kit includes an enema pipe and a vaginal douche nozzle. The use of the word implies that the subject in question has inserted the nozzle into his/her mouth and follows the action with suckling.
I just visited the town of Douchenozzlesucker Virginia, and man, let me tell ya' what!
by rexdime November 22, 2011
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Douche Nozzle

1. Some one is stinks so bad that their smell lingers for Minitutes afterwards
2. Someone who is such a jackass that you can't stand them standing around but have to deal with them non the less.
Austin you are such a Douche Nozzle!
by Brent The Man January 1, 2006
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Douche Nozzle

A slightly more insulting variation of douche bag. The douche nozzle is like a douche bag, but is the actual part of the utensil that is inserted in to the dirty, dried up vagina of a post-menopausal woman.
Wow...people who post their personal opinions about musicians, sports teams, the month they were born in, their own name, the city/state/country they live in, favorite tv shows, boys/girls names who they like, celebrities, or any other statement that includes "the best, the greatest, the worst, the hottest, the etc..." as a definition for a word on urban dictionary are really just a bunch of unoriginal, uninspired, uneducated, "unfunny"...douche nozzles.
by Donkasaurus January 10, 2011
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douche nozzle

when danielle tries to cook pasta and says she can cook but spills gravy all over herself at the same exact time...she is a douche nozzle
by Maak Young January 12, 2008
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