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Dose

When you have picked up an STI/STD.
David: I knew I would get a dose when I planned to netflix and chill with Jenny!
by doombag123346 November 16, 2016
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David Dose

An obscene amount of a certain or any drug to be taken at one time. Could be for recreational or medicinal use. (to picture how much that is, it’s about 300mg of weed edibles, 500ug of acid, 7g of shrooms, 8 shots of 80 proof vodka)
Guy 1: “Yo, I’m gonna take some acid. how much should I do?”

Guy 2: “If you do the David Dose, I’ll do a David Dose of weed.”

Guy 1: “Fuck yeah.”
by Davie :,) May 8, 2020
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dose

1. A situation or outcome which is disappointing, unpleasant or boring.
Very commonly used in Cork, southern Ireland.

"These import charges from Brexit are an absolute dose"

John: "It rained the whole week we were there."
Frank: "Dose!!"

"These lectures are some dose. They're at 8am every morning and he just reads off the slides."

2. (from 1.) A person who is a constant drain on your enthusiasm, or who has a pathological opposition to the craic.

Janet: "Her mam caught us as we were going out the door, made comments on everyone's clothes and took our vodka."
Niamh: "The woman is just a dose."
1.
i) "These import charges from Brexit are an absolute dose"

ii) John: "It rained the whole week we were there."

Frank: "Dose!!"

iii) "These lectures are a dose. They're at 8am every morning and he just reads off the slides."

2.
i) Janet: "Her mam caught us as we were going out the door, made comments on everyone's clothes and took our vodka."

Niamh: "The woman is just a dose."
by mærky kid May 30, 2022
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dose

1. A situation or outcome which is disappointing, unpleasant or boring.
Very commonly used in Cork, southern Ireland.

2. (from 1.) A person who is a constant drain on your enthusiasm, or who has a pathological opposition to the craic.

Janet: "Her mam caught us as we were going out the door, made comments on everyone's clothes and took our vodka."
Niamh: "The woman is just a dose."
1.
"These import charges from Brexit are an absolute dose"

John: "It rained the whole week we were there."
Frank: "Dose!!"

"These lectures are some dose. They're at 8am every morning and he just reads off the slides."

2.
Janet: "Her mam caught us as we were going out the door, made comments on everyone's clothes and took our vodka."
Niamh: "The woman is just a dose."
by mærky kid June 15, 2022
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dose

a weapon that "calgary goons" use. also known as bear spray
by eldaw February 25, 2025
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Giving one's daily dose of zinc

euphemism for ejaculating into your girlfriend or boyfriend's mouth
-Justin gave Orally her daily dose of zinc :^)

- hell yeah Giving one's daily dose of zinc is my favorite activity boii
by Orally June 25, 2017
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Over Dose

Wow Gary just over dosed with vitamins a,c,d,e and zinc.
by Hoverboardganta101 July 22, 2020
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