dook nukem

A shit that comes out firing on full auto. Aka the machine gun trots.

Those steak chalupas gave me the seriousdook nukems.

by jordook November 15, 2009

dook hunt

This is what happens when you take a dog for a walk on a long leash and have to find the dogs droppings afterwards.

I knew I should have gotten a shorter leash for Mr. Beefy. Now I gotta go on a 30 min. dook hunt.

by jordook November 15, 2009

Dook deposit

To take a crap. Going to the bathroom to take a dump. Taking a shit.

I'll be right back. I have to make a dook deposit.

I was in the bathroom for a while. I had to make a dook deposit.

by johnnydook19 June 10, 2011

dook n' spew

VERB- The morning bathroom trip after a long night of drinking where you will have to grab the garbage can to puke into whilst explosive crapping your taco bell.

TL;DR-puking and shitting at the same time.

Hey Man, How you feeling.

I'm not feeling so well.

You alright?

No, I just had a nasty dook n' spew all over my bathroom.

by MASTER SPEW-DOOKER October 23, 2011

Dook Tickle

When the toilet paper is resting on top of a massive bowel movement and the flush causes it to tickle your anus.

That dook tickle was refreshing!

by Pooksicle December 30, 2016

dook

When something funny happens and it is unexpected the symbol is this (*^*).

"Holy crap dude that was a big DOOK right there!"
"You are telling me."

by Crusty Lasagna May 27, 2016

Dook

An extremly handsome man

Whas the name of that Dook over there

by MasterAinsley February 10, 2017