DonTcare 

DONald Trump-Care. (pron. "Don-T-Care") The Republican "replacement" for Obamacare. Hey--it's the plan that doesn't give a shit about you, your health, or your bank account (except for emptying it and handing it over to rich folks).

I have no health insurance. I have DonTcare--"The Closest Thing to Nothing"

DonTcare by Two Hep Cats March 25, 2017

dontcareist 

it when you beleve there is a god you just dont give a shit

bible thumper:god made the earth the sun and stars he is all powerfull
me:so did he make beer guns and video games
bible thumper:no
me:then i dont care i guess i could say im dontcareist

dontcareist by masterfreak April 11, 2009

Who ever cared about your life? Oh wait, you don't even have a life! 

A very original roast.

Who ever cared about your life? Oh wait, you don't even have a life!

Who ever cared about your life? Oh wait, you don't even have a life! by anonymous November 20, 2023